Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 19, 2022

And lie all good lawyers, he’ll eat you of house & home

“You don’t wanna know what his retainer cost me. I use to have FOUR kids.”

We’re about to witness a feliney.

Best human job for a cat.

Thought Shakespeare wrote to kill all the lawyers, not the other way around.

Act without thinking, Do without remorse.

He won’t be pussyfooting around.

As the old saying goes, a good fence makes great neighbors. In my experience, that’s not true at all. But it does make them more bearable.

“Mr. Cheshire has such a nice smile, I’m sure he will settle this amicably. He specializes in avian mergers and acquisitions.”

Too early. Gotta work on this one.

Wonder if it’s a play on self-destructive behavior, such as putting one’s fate in the hands of those who promise much but whose efforts would destroy this country.

Animals don’t have the cruelty possessed by humans. “You don’t see them fracking each other over for a gd percentage.” – Ellen Ripley in Aliens.

I see Cap’n Eddie’s cat found a new gig.

Cats’ tails twitch when they’re unhappy or on the prowl. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.

I think my cat is causing hostility from my neighbor’s dad. He gave me a dirty look one day, and all I can figure out is Finn must be pooping in their flower beds.

Better pay your lawyer on time, every time, or you’ll be on the receiving end of his actions.

Good fences make good neighbors. Good lawyers make good fences.

The other son Tweety has gone to talk with the folks at Husqvarna about one of their 460 chainsaws but it might not be about trimming limbs. Perhaps not about trimming tree limbs at any rate

A bit like the wisdom of King Solomon, only this time he cuts everyone in half.

“Let loose the dogs/cats of war!”

There are two kinds of lawyer: the kind who genuinely help people, and parasites. This one might have parasites. Get the flea dip and wormer.

Reminds me of seeing a big gap in a long line of birds sitting on telephone lines, with a lone peregrine falcon sitting in the gap.

I tawt I taw a puddy tat!!

Next time you re-run a Sunday strip,do the one where Danae is on a park bench with a concentration camp survivor.

Lunchtime…

Unfortunately for the neighbor, his most reliable expert witnesses are Shoe and Cosmo over at Treetops!

Which one is going to “sing like a canary”?

A Cat as a Lawyer? I’m not sure whether the Cats or the Sharks ought to be more offended.