That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for September 15, 2022

My original post in 2018:

“Is it proper to salute with no clothes on?”

“Oh dear, I think I forgot something before I left the house.”

No, this was the first ‘anatomically correct’ Barbie. It failed, so Mattel went back to ‘wish fulfillment’ Barbie.

“Ok, Superman, if you are a telepath, guess what I’m thinking!”

“Lady, I didn’t say I’m a telepath. I said I have X-ray vision.”

Was it rub your tummy and pat you head or rub your head and pat your tummy?

All joking aside, that woman looks like she’s about to step right off of that canvas.

“My hand on myself, what is this here, this is my thinking box ya momma dear!”

Just look at her standing there/

The picture of Asian despair: /

This petite oriental/

Has sustained a lapse (mental !):

She’s forgotten her pubic hair…

The truth is her real name is Lillian/

And the chances are one in a million/

She’s a model at Saks*/

Her last name is Wax/

And she’s not Japanese- she’s Brazilian.

*Fifth Avenue!

Did I remember to take my pill?

New-recruit Harriet’s immediate superior officer relayed military Human Resources’ request for a picture of her “out of uniform,” and this is what she blushingly submitted for the file.

I can so rub my tummy and touch my head. I’m not a dumb blond like you say. Wait a sec. I’m not even a blond.

“Now what was the medicine for head and tummy both?”

Geisha girl trying to remember where she left her kimono last night….

Underneath it all they’re all nudist Barbies.

I’m so confused, did you say “Go shopping and then get dwessed.” or “Get dwessed then go shopping.”? You really need to speak clearer and learn how to pronounce your ’R’s’.

Extreme casual Friday

I’m starting to remember, last night involved a lot of rum and someone named Hefner

Pepto Bismol’s radical new ad campaign.

Betty planned to be believed when she said “I don’t have a thing to wear”

I should like to take this occasion/

to commend this shapely young Asian/

For the outfit she wore/

To prove “less is more”/

Though seems to invite an invasion…

What not to wear when frying bacon.

“Wait, I know this. Five Dimes and Three Nickles equal….”

I washed his name off my hand … wtf was it?

Keiko demonstrates the difference between “sexy pose” and “headache and gas”.

The first Morning Formation at boot camp did not go well for Pvt. Kiki.

I’m sure she was very popular, just not with the target audience…

Nude tai chi practitioner demonstrating ‘cloud hands’.

I know I’m forgetting something, but I just can’t remember what it is…..

Wisdom: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"File:Wisdom by Kuroda Seiki (Kuroda Kinenkan).jpg" site=commons.wikimedia.org 

(syntax supported by the Google, Yahoo, Bing, Duckduckgo, Ecosia, and Yandex search engines) in the address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and click the first File: found for info and links that point to more info about this roughly life size painting.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by merely clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #2031 (9/2/18) (September 14, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu. I have added a comment there pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. So far, 6 works by this artist have been used here (8 times total, including this Throwback Thursday repeat and an earlier Classic repeat), the September 3, 2018, strip being its first use (the artist info URLs in my comment there are now here links in my blog comment).

“Where did I put my keys? I always keep them in this pocket…”

new clock art, 5 min. to three. this was a sensation at the Vatican.

/// Stripper Naki, when baring her bôôbs,

would hear nonsense from ignorant rubes:

“Japanese girls, (and China),

have a slanted vagïna.”

She disproved it by waxing her pübes.

In ASL, this is how to sign “ill/unwell.”

He is going to want some tonight. I better start working on getting a migraine now, and fast!