FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 23, 2022

well done, Jason

Why are you complaining, Roger? Her cooking is horrifying.

A reprieve

We didn’t get writing until the early Bronze Age. Do we count the preserved oral history of the Neolithic and Chalcolithic periods in there?

good job kid… finally something for the benefit of the whole family is coming out of you (but that gonna cost some bucks)

I love pizza. But every night don’t think so.

The pizza place will love you!

Today’s classic FoxTrot Sunday strip:

https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/2001/10/21

So that’s why all the Netflix commercials are for pizza joints!

Jason tapped into the spirit of Homer Simpson in that last panel.

I’ve tried ordering pizza with pepperoni on every other slice. Then, on the first slice in between, I want mushrooms. On the second, I want olives. By the time I ask if they have anchovies for the third in-between slice, I usually get this incredulous look from the waitress…

An occasional meal of squash balls and tofu bean casserole will help you appreciate the pizza.

I really don’t get the allure of true crime. Crime fiction is crazy enough for me.

Remember when TV was for entertainment at the end of the day? Something to make you laugh and forget about life for a little while.

I kept expecting a final panel with Rodger or one of the kids being woken up from an excellent dream.

Don’t give Netflix any more ideas. They can come up with enough garbage on their own.

wtf is a squash ball? can you even MAKE squash into a ball?

A good ploy on Jason’s part, but I think I liked his other scheme better where he put remote control servos into the oven and destroyed Andy’s food mid-cook.

Maybe Roger should learn to cook.

Cute how Jason and mom make the same face…

Squash balls: didn’t she do that to Roger after Jason was born?

I wondered why Jason talks with an Italian accent

This seems like it was a job for Discovery+, not Netflix since Discovery has all the murder shows. South Park even made fun of them in a hilarious episode a few years ago.

Pepperoni and Sausage for the win!

My wife is addicted to Air Disasters on the Smithsonian Channel. Not recommended for those who have a fear of flying!

Completely unrelated from the strip, I remember the one golden time when I pressed the “random” key and got the very next strip. Definitely a little thing in life I’ll keep with me forever.

You do what you have to do to avoid things like squash balls and veggie grain meals…