B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 05, 2022

calibration, kid

A harsh golf lesson.

“What’s going on here?”“A zoting lesson.”“A ZOTING LESSON! Oh sire, you can’t be serious. This is so humiliating…”

You’re going to need a dunk in the river to get that out of your hair

Try again (and again). It looks like the ant is not moving.

Missed him by that much.

An ant the size of a small dog and he STILL missed?

Do you have any idea what he washes his hair with? It’ll take you days to get the taste of his hair out of your mouth now.

Way to get a head in the world.

That’s going to leave mark.

Give it up. You’ll never be able to zot as well as they do on TV.

Be glad he didn’t reel you in.

This is like a redneck saying: ‘hold my beer’ before he took the shot.

“Why don’t you show me how it’s done, then?”

Recycled joke from Classic BC a few weeks ago.

does he get zotted in his belly now.

Relax. With practice your skill and accuracy will improve. Keep trying – your life may depend on it.

“Windage and elevation Mrs. Langdon…” John Wayne.

The Eatanter has to remember the 8 steady hold factors.

I said it Zot Zot Zot!!! Was that Bruno his pet ant? Wait I’m getting BC mixed up with Back to BC.

He still had to catch a few flees

Is that anteater North Korea and that poor ant Japan??

“I wondered what those eatanters were doing, and then it hit me…”

Classic flinch

A case of the yips spoiled his zot?

I told you a hundred times…keep your eye on D-ANT!

Juuuuuuuust a little outside.

Uh oh. Collateral damage.

These guys are in the Russian army now

at least he didn’t slice

YUMMM! Head lice!

I meant to do that. Or, There’s something in my eye.

Just like golf, you have to “keep your head down dummy”

I heard of an anteater, but not a BC eater!

Happens a lot on the “Trap Range”.