Herman by Jim Unger for November 13, 2022

… if you have any eye left

Won’t do the job. His ‘cargo area’ is way overloaded.

“Birds do it, bees do it. Even the squirrels in the trees do it. Go do it. I’ll give your wife your love…”

Don’t think the first aid kit is gonna help.

Eddie, The Eagle, Edwards other claim to fame.

“Brought to you by Daedalus and Icarus the original wing makers. Not intended for high altitude use.”

Meep meep

Typical Ambulance Chaser, if there isn’t enough business, create some for yourself.

With enough “q”, they’ll work.

Float like a butterfly….hit the ground like a lead brick. IT MIGHT WORK!

He ends up soaring like an eagle and the guy at the bottom says “Son of a…”

I’ve seen hang gliders go straight into the pacific. How cold

Gonna put the “ick” in Icarus.

He showing a lot of confidence.

Try it on dogs and monkeys first….just in case.

Time for some Iron Maiden… https://youtu.be/p4w2BZXL6Ss

Got anything in that kit for a broken stomach?

Should have brought something the fill in the divot.