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I hope this current story arc, just like our current political story arc has reached its peak and will start to swing back toward a more productive and reasonable position. This feeling of being played is getting rather tiresome.
Todayâs version: handguns instead of AR-15s at the polling places. Political power comes from the barrel of a gun. If you canât get what you want, use violence and intimidation â thatâs what Makes America Great Again. /s
I really do wish that our election cycles would sound less like a season of Survivor (American game show) or a football game (American). It is depressing to realize that a majority of those voting probably canât even name the candidates on their ballots without reading the ballot, let alone know anything about their actual qualifications. I would say I am relieved that it will all be over âtomorrowâ but I know that it wonât â we will have two weeks or two months of analysis, griping and panic and then we will start getting political solicitations for the 2024 election. I am trying to figure out how to change my email address but notifying all the legitimate business and social connections will probably take until the next election.
Once there were limits on political contributions. Then there are none that canât be gotten around. Elective office became a marketable item the same as goods in a market, and getting elected, so as to enjoy hogging it up at the public trough, is apparently the goal for most modern candidates. We have progressed from a country to envy for our freedoms and institutions, to a country to be pitied for what might have been.
I was born in the early 1960âs â depending on who you talk to, Iâm either a Boomer (but I didnât get any of the benefits of being a Boomer) or a Gen-X (but I didnât get many of the Gen-X benefits either). I âcame of ageâ during the 1970âs, and lived in fear of a nuclear holocaust. Now, because of all the bullsh!t that is going on in this country for the last 6 years, Iâm starting to welcome the idea. Letâs just start hurling nukes at each other end put an end to this f@cking madness. In a couple million years, hopefully the dolphins can take over.
in.amongst over 2 years ago
yup! because once the bottom falls off â there is no rock bottom.
Bilan over 2 years ago
They keep it up until one of them wins by a landslide (or loses)
eastern.woods.metal over 2 years ago
Most people donât vote for a candidate. They vote for the one thatâs left after eliminating the rest.
Enter.Name.Here over 2 years ago
When election day comes around I need to get stoned too (inhaleâŠ..hold, holdâŠ).
lalapalooza Premium Member over 2 years ago
i wish i understood this
PraiseofFolly over 2 years ago
We canât just beat our political opponents, we have to crush them!
Ermine Notyours over 2 years ago
Rock the vote!
Ermine Notyours over 2 years ago
But both sides are doing it!
mrwiskers over 2 years ago
I hope this current story arc, just like our current political story arc has reached its peak and will start to swing back toward a more productive and reasonable position. This feeling of being played is getting rather tiresome.
dot-the-I over 2 years ago
Mesolithic.
dflak over 2 years ago
Todayâs version: handguns instead of AR-15s at the polling places. Political power comes from the barrel of a gun. If you canât get what you want, use violence and intimidation â thatâs what Makes America Great Again. /s
Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago
Should say Early Democrats.
HOTLOTUS1 over 2 years ago
alot of buzz going around this year
Redd Panda over 2 years ago
Well, humans do enjoy killing each other, so this seems reasonable.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago
So, as I understand it, some people want no one to win and others want only the survivors to win. I get it now. Darwin was spot on.
Daltongang Premium Member over 2 years ago
Oh look Arizona.
uniquename over 2 years ago
Whoâs âUsâ and whoâs âThemâ?
JosephShriver over 2 years ago
Go vote for the corrupt politicians of your choice.
monya_43 over 2 years ago
It looks like âUsâ and âThemâ are both dead, so neither win.
Rose Madder Premium Member over 2 years ago
Looks like present day â we havenât advanced at all. But now itâs all in video ads we canât get away from.
Stan McSerr over 2 years ago
They kept throwing stones at me. I kept Jagger and threw back Richards.
GreenT267 over 2 years ago
I really do wish that our election cycles would sound less like a season of Survivor (American game show) or a football game (American). It is depressing to realize that a majority of those voting probably canât even name the candidates on their ballots without reading the ballot, let alone know anything about their actual qualifications. I would say I am relieved that it will all be over âtomorrowâ but I know that it wonât â we will have two weeks or two months of analysis, griping and panic and then we will start getting political solicitations for the 2024 election. I am trying to figure out how to change my email address but notifying all the legitimate business and social connections will probably take until the next election.
Radish... over 2 years ago
Us and them
And after all, weâre only ordinary men
Me and you
God only knows itâs not what we would choose to do
Down and out
It canât be helped, but thereâs a lot of it about
With, without
And whoâll deny itâs what the fightingâs all about
Out of the way itâs a busy day, Iâve got things on my mind
For want of the price of tea and a slice, the old man died
.
Pink Floyd, Us and Them
RaulMartinez over 2 years ago
Itâs exactly the same now.
sandpiper over 2 years ago
Once there were limits on political contributions. Then there are none that canât be gotten around. Elective office became a marketable item the same as goods in a market, and getting elected, so as to enjoy hogging it up at the public trough, is apparently the goal for most modern candidates. We have progressed from a country to envy for our freedoms and institutions, to a country to be pitied for what might have been.
patrickab7 over 2 years ago
And little has changed.
Can't Sleep over 2 years ago
And the guys with the rocks are the official poll watchers.
mindjob over 2 years ago
I roll my rock on the lesser of two evils
keenanthelibrarian over 2 years ago
I think thatâs supposed to mean that they wonât hurt as much when you get hit by one ⊠?
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 2 years ago
This is a funny and lethal view of democracy, and it is fine to see it once again.
bjensen6 over 2 years ago
You most certainly arenât on Social Security.
jimboklein over 2 years ago
I was born in the early 1960âs â depending on who you talk to, Iâm either a Boomer (but I didnât get any of the benefits of being a Boomer) or a Gen-X (but I didnât get many of the Gen-X benefits either). I âcame of ageâ during the 1970âs, and lived in fear of a nuclear holocaust. Now, because of all the bullsh!t that is going on in this country for the last 6 years, Iâm starting to welcome the idea. Letâs just start hurling nukes at each other end put an end to this f@cking madness. In a couple million years, hopefully the dolphins can take over.
spaced man spliff over 2 years ago
This polarization is like flipping a coin, and it lands on its edge.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 2 years ago
Hey! Thatâs an idea, we can use.