Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 17, 2022

Millennial angst

See if your DVD player still works and watch your favorite movie.

Here’s an easy solution, Pig: Alphabetical order.

Netflix and chill, on the sidewalk…

I just saw the trailer for WEDNESDAY about the daughter in THE ADAMS FAMILY. If I had Netflix, I’d give it a try.

I guess I really know how to hold a grudge. I have never signed up with Netflix because I am still mad at them because of the pop up ads they used to use.

So use the Netflix “Surprise Me” button. Sheesh.

I will never have this issue because I will never have Netflix (assuming my prognosticator is working, anyway).

I found an easy way to decide. I simply cancelled my Netflix subscription. Now I only have to decide which Disney+ movie or TV show to watch.

They all involve some WOKE agenda and white male shaming and guilt inducing.

Do what The Count does. Read a good book.

I’ve decided to watch the Bad Guys.

On a related note, just watched the new Munsters by Rod Zombie. It’s, uh, unusual. It would make a great stoner movie, if one liked to throw rocks, that is. Wink wink, nudge nudge. Say no more.

Gen Z.

File this under First World Problems

Everybody said “Netflix has SO MANY MOVIES” so I signed on, and the first thing I did was search for “Chaplin.” And there was NOTHING. And “Marx Brothers.” And there was NOTHING. And “Laurel and Hardy.” And there was NOTHING.

I got rid of them. Recently got the package of Disney, Hulu, and ESPN. Seems like they have more that I want to watch.

Usually I will get Netflix for a month just to watch a new show or movie. I rarely see any movies or other shows worth watching. They’re like Cable service. A thousand channels and just a few worth watching, at best. Not worth the bucks.

As far as I know, the only good movie on Netflix is Kung Fu Panda 2, and I’m not even sure if that’s still on Netflix.

Have you seen Red Notice yet, Pig?

Ha. Me never subscribe to no Netfreaks!

Modern problems!

WIshy-washy PIG needs to get a grip!

Pig should watch one of my favorite movies: Robert Conrad, Robert DeNiro, Robert Duval, Robert Urich, Robert Vaughn & Robert Young in “What About Bob?”!!

Go with a good musical. Robinhood, Men in Tights or Blazing Saddles.

like I keep saying… too many options is crippling

There’s always, “Rotten Tomatoes” rating for movies.

why go for Netflix why you have three different Hallmark Channels overflowing with cheerful Christmas movies?

Don’t tell Rat or he’ll come back with a shotgun.

Sad is the word that comes to my mind…..

If you have Hulu, I recommend ‘Palm Springs.’

Difficulty deciding what movie to watch on Netflix is comparatively easy. Easy when you take into account how many cable services (excuse me, they wanna call themsevles streaming services now) folks are liable to have in addition to Netflix. If you don’t know what you want to watch to begin with, gets more difficult to decide with each service you have to look through.

Here’s a fun movie: https://vimeo.com/336308131

After I’ve watched the ones I wanted to, the rest look like garbage.

A first world problem if there ever was one.

Things are tough all over. I pity the poor Pig!

First World problems.

not from netflix is the waayback 45min emmy award winning musical gem, available free from better public libraries everywhere, from an eventually disgraced Joss Whedon, made w/friends and family during the failed 2008 writer’s strike.

released for streaming free, the lead cast features neil patrick harris, nathan fillion, felicia day, and simon helberg.

Dr Horrible’s Singalong Blog..

free from better public libraries (with more songs and other bonus content )..https://sccl.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S118C783582

or streamed..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of9kHpCv1ts

letter and verse at imdb..https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1227926