That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for November 08, 2022

“Ok, later tonight but not here. I don’t want the horses to watch us.”

Dusty sidled up and asked Missy if she wanted to have a roll in the hay

“What, ya don’t wanna them to see us ‘Horsing around’?

Sheri was off to her next ‘client’ who happened to be a bit short of hay.

Instead of standing there and watching me, how about you get up and lend a hand.

“No, I don’t want them to see us engaging in ‘Horseplay’ !

“Well then, ‘Screw you and the horse you rode in on’”!

. . . and I’m sure ISH will have many more limericks in the same vein! ! !

sure, she could corral the stable boy, but she wanted someone out standing in their field!

“What gives? I keep saying As You Wish, but she still treats me like dirt.”

The job, as you say, may be stable/

But it barely puts food on the table/

And you’re one of those sorts/

Who’s addicted to sports/

And the salary won’t pay for cable..///

It’s not just the N.F.L.-/

You will fail with the ladies, as well/

As the reek of manure/

They will never endure/

And it’s ever so hard to dispel..///

Don’t be fooled by the easy dollar:/

You’ll be doomed to a lifetime in squalor../

Set your broom aside/

Have a measure of pride -/

You may yet be an Ivy League scholar..

My neighbor’s a dairy farmer with a Harvard degree. (History? Architecture? I forget.)

If you pitch in we can get to the hog slopping before the good stuff is all gone.

“Wanna buy a duck?”

“You naaaasss-ty man!”

(Joe Penner, Vaudeville, radio, and film comedian:)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Penner

Want to do it in the road and frighten the horses?

“If the horse impresses you, ma lady, join me in my chambers this evening for something just as awe inspiring.”

The stable hand shortly before being called in to human resources for making an inappropriate “bareback riding” comment …. again.

vud you like to haff a roll in ze hay? it’s fun!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srOd82nsWps

Her: The roll in the hay isn’t working.

Him: Wanna fork around.

Horses: Can’t the lovebirds get a room already – and not OURS!

Dating gift advise: a straw boa will never impress the ladies

“You’re a brave lass, walking around here in bare feet. Either that or you’re as daft as a draft horse!”

I know this artist didn’t mean any harm, / But it’s clear he’s never been near a real farm! / Because I can tell you / What NO real farm girl would do, / Is to walk barefoot through the stables of a barn!

Yeah, sure, you can carry out some hay with you, but no one is going to buy it; there is no covering up the walk of shame you are about to do.

“Um, Miss, you might not want to be going barefoot in here.”

In the stable, at break of day/

He offered a roll in the hay/

“A role ?” She inquired,/

Too late. I’m retired./

Are you really producing a play ?”

Benedict Cumberbatch playing it straight this time.

instantrimshot.com

The best thing about this job is helping women into the saddle. I have a feeling for it!

“Stop complaining. The sun’s shining, isn’t it?”

Went to NGA on Sunday and started thinking of Priceless titles for what I was enjoying. No one to tell them to , but I got a good laugh.

Stable Interior: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Paintings in the Royal Museum of Fine Arts Antwerp" site=commons.wikimedia.org 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, and Ecosia search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found, and once there find the text string Interior, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3025 (November 8, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. First work by this artist used here.

Crude old men are so entertaining. /S

Straight to pun prison for you, pal.

I wouldn’t go in there barefoot if I was you…

MIRANDA WANTED SEX TOO, BUT DIDN’T WANT THE HOURSES LOOKING ON AND TELLING EVERYONE ABOUT IT.

O.K, O.K.!! Nobody else was gonna say it … “She was only the farmer’s daughter, but all the horse manure” …

Have you seen Napoleon lately? It’s been a while since I’ve seen him; and I’ve been expecting him.

Boooooooo Hissssssssss

If you’re cold, I can give you a cover.