In WWII, my Granpa sent a letter home to his parents but he cut out the page, only having ‘Dear Mom and Dad,’ and ‘Your loving son, Robert’ remaining. His parents were outraged and had a congressman involved (I believe that’s right). My Granpa got in a bit of trouble for that prank!
Editor humor. Which I know from comic strips. On my first DICK TRACY script, I had to restage a panel to avoid someone being visibly shot with a gun, and they had issues with a mind reader being named ‘Emil Retentive’ (Well, I thought it was funny!)
David_the_CAD over 1 year ago
Well some of that did need to be cut. . .
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
Ned can introduce himself.
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
nothing like creative editing…and that is nothing like creative editing!
BasilBruce over 1 year ago
“Heeeeeeeeeeeeeere’s Neddy! Hey-o!”
Wilde Bill over 1 year ago
Now if Ned would just do the same thing with his speech, it would be much appreciated.
Bilan over 1 year ago
Rat would be adding accolades, instead of deleting, if he was the one being introduced.
Erse IS better over 1 year ago
Short is good. I have a really hard time with that, though.
gbars70 over 1 year ago
Here’s a man who needs no introduction!
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
Behind every “good writer” is a great but unsung editor!
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 1 year ago
Just give Ned a name badge and go to the pub.
cdward over 1 year ago
Meh, I generally want at least some introduction just so I can figure out why I should listen to the speaker (if I don’t know them already).
Kayak_Brian over 1 year ago
In WWII, my Granpa sent a letter home to his parents but he cut out the page, only having ‘Dear Mom and Dad,’ and ‘Your loving son, Robert’ remaining. His parents were outraged and had a congressman involved (I believe that’s right). My Granpa got in a bit of trouble for that prank!
iggyman over 1 year ago
Short and sweet!
Procat Premium Member over 1 year ago
Welcome back GoComics
Ellis97 over 1 year ago
That was a great speech, Pig. Rat just wants to make you look dumb.
Little Caesar over 1 year ago
Reminds me of a story. Too long to tell here.
SALUDADOG over 1 year ago
I like poetic introductions:
Roses are redViolets are blueHere is NedTo talk to you
wrd2255 over 1 year ago
Kveldulf over 1 year ago
[Master of Ceremonies approaches microphone to introduce guest speaker ….]
“Ladies and Gentlemen, I have always believed in the old saying that if you have nothing good to say about a person, you should say nothing at all.”
[Walks off stage.]
JudyAz over 1 year ago
Sung to the tune of that ’60s sitcom:
“The famous Mr. Ned!”
hariseldon59 over 1 year ago
I’ve heard much longer introductions.
wongo over 1 year ago
Wow! That Ned is one hell of a guy!
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
I’m surprised they chose PIG for the intro! LOL
Wichita1.0 over 1 year ago
Editor humor. Which I know from comic strips. On my first DICK TRACY script, I had to restage a panel to avoid someone being visibly shot with a gun, and they had issues with a mind reader being named ‘Emil Retentive’ (Well, I thought it was funny!)
Wasn’t this bad, though.
CaveCat87 over 1 year ago
“Hi, here’s Ned.” That’s not much of a speech.
Steverino Premium Member over 1 year ago
I make all sorts of punctuation, gramatical, and spelling misteaks. I have blood type O.
SheMc over 1 year ago
Ah yes, KISS !!!
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 1 year ago
Toastmasters won’t be inviting Rat to join them anytime soon.
198.23.5.11 over 1 year ago
If your site is off-line for 5 days and Rat is still griping,does anybody hear him in an empty forest?
Goat from PBS over 1 year ago
Why most one sacrifice conciseness for professionality?
mindjob over 1 year ago
Nobody likes a blow hard
stamets over 1 year ago
My personal favorite introduction is…..Now for a (insert desired pronoun here) who needs no introduction. Then I go sit down.
Drgnslr Premium Member over 1 year ago
That night make a good speech for a best man to introduce the groom.
KEA over 1 year ago
Could have used Rat at a lot of convocations I attended in college.
Andrew Bosch Premium Member over 1 year ago
The Marx Brothers movie A Night at the Opera had a line about tearing up a long-winded speech.
christelisbetty over 1 year ago
Wish I could remember, which comic and who was the guest. “My next guest needs no introduction.” Then the comic left as the guest ca=me on stage.
txmystic over 1 year ago
That last line from Rat made me LOL…
rogthedodge1 over 1 year ago
“And now, I’d like to bring to the microphone the leader of his party, the President of the United States, the lesser of two evils…”
AndreasMartin over 1 year ago
‘Hey folks, this is Ned. He’s a nerd.’
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
But he’s introducing Francisco.
bowem9 over 1 year ago
Ned.