Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 03, 2022

I think Elon will be occupying a box nearby soon. Twit is going down the tube and China got him to invest and teach them all about electric cars and then beat him at his own game. Elon is great at getting the government to subsidize his ventures. He makes the money and the taxpayer takes the risk.

So being “Twittered” is the new name for being forced off your job because some rich person who doesn’t understand your business bought your company?

Now you can say “I got musked right up the wazoo”.

Some twit bought Twitter and totally trashed it.

He should be working remotely, like at his last “job”

How about ‘off planet’ in a 2-door convertible, but with no helmet. Or maybe he already has tried breathing in a vacuum.

TWITTER was a danger from it’s inception. It unleashed millions of voices all at once, many of which were best unheard.

Rumor thatijustmadeup has it that Musk will next partner with DeSantis and other Conservatives to acquire Disney. They will start remaking classic Disney films without the offensive feel-good “woke” viewpoints.

Some people get their undies in a twist because they aren’t allowed to spread lies, misinformation, disinformation and hateful conspiracy theories.

There is way too much media in my news these days.

Musk wants to colonize mars. Can we pack him up and send him there sooner than later?

I never could understand why they called it Twitter. Was it an inside joke about birdbrains or was it simply a description of the type of content they expected it would be used for?

Hear Ye, here Ye. :)

Twitter was at 8000 employees when Elmo bought it, Now down to about 1500 and slowly decreasing.

Strange, those round corners and nearly-square rectangle around the word TV…

Is that you Elon?

It’s not clear whether the person in the box was a frequent Twitter user or a former Twitter employee.

An earlier version of this cartoon was in color. I wonder what happened.

Tweets are for Twits