Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for December 09, 2022

It’s a good thing the legs missed the nose Darryl. It might take surgery to fix that big honker.

Now about extending my bedtime..

I see Hammie is a fast — yet strong — learner of this martial art.

Hope they find his glasses intact.

Daryl you should’ve known

Was teaching Hammie martial arts a good idea Darryl? Second thoughts?

Well at least it appears that the money paid for the lessons is well earned.

Don’t try this on anyone over 30, Hammie!

Looks like the kid has that move perfected.

blew his socks off

Darryl’s nose gave Hammie additional leverage by adding move frontal weight.

When I took a Judo class, one of the first things we worked on and learned was how to fall and land (absorbing the shock) so as not to get hurt.

Growing up my Dad & I always wrestled, but the first time we tried it when I came home from boot camp he flew over my head and landed all spread out on his back. I did it without thinking and was as surprised as he was. Well maybe not quite as surprised. That was the last time we wrestled.

Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah

Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah

Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah

Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah

Hammie was fast as lightning

In fact, it was a little bit frightening

But he fought with expert timing

There were funky Japanese men from funky Japantown

They were throwing them up

They were throwing them down

It’s an ancient Japanese art

And everybody knew their part

From a feigning to a slip

And a throwing’ from the hip

Everybody was Jujutsu Fighting

Hammie was fast as lightning

In fact, it was a little bit frightening

But he fought with expert timing

There was funky Hammie-san and little Trent-kun

He said, here comes the big boss, let’s get it on

We took the bow and made a stand

Started swaying with the hand

A sudden motion made me skip

Now we’re into a brand new flip

Everybody was Jujutsu Fighting

Hammie was fast as lightning

In fact, it was a little bit frightening

But he fought with expert timing

Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh,ha

Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, ha

Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh-ha

Keep on, keep on, keep on

Sure enough

Everybody was Jujutsu Fighting

Hammie was fast as lightning

In fact, it was a little bit frightening

But he fought with expert timing

Jujutsu fighting, had to be fast as lightning…

I think he’s going to need a chiropractor at the very least.

It is now…

We’re back to 2022,in case you didn’t notice.

So sorry.Excuse please.Begging your pardon.

I just realized that Daryl’s nose is thicker than his leg. Ah, to live in a comic book…

I see the MMA in this kid’s future.

Daryl will know in the future not to flip out on these occasions

Jujutsu calling Dick Tracy.

His sock fell off and he tripped on it. . ?

I remember trying out a judo move I had just read and tossing a friend, Robert Coleman, on the ground. Most embarrassing. I didn’t expect it to work.

Just a little farther, Darryl, and you can hook your feet behind your ears.

Men always seem to appreciate that move when women perform it!

That trick was so good, he somehow switched arms.

Darryl’s special move was always"pull my finger".

Haha! XD

5 toes on that foot. But 4 fingers per hand