That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for November 14, 2022

/// Mrs. Richard Kent (née Hannah Gookin),

in her day was considered good lookin’.

Despite “resting bïtch face,”

her full bust and slim waist

could have helped her earn big bucks by hookin.’

whistler’s ex-wife

The artist thought the painting would get more attention if the subject showed some cleavage.

It might look silly, but Mary found that putting a hot towel on her head was the best way to stop her migraines.

The artist perfectly captured Margret’s personality by muddying the colours.

This starving artist was so poor, . . .

How poor was he?

He was so poor, he could only afford to pay models at night.

The book on self hypnotism left Myrtle mesmerized.

“Just be natural Honey.”

Whistler’s mother, NOT!

Mrs. Grundy, long a widow and the arbiter of public morals, hopes it is just excess tummy fat — not a “baby bump.”

“If I just sit still,” she thought, “maybe he will forget what he saw me doing with my left hand while reading this naughty book.”

“Dumbfounded”…..absolutely dumbfounded. Myrtle had no idea of the meaning of the word until just now. Moments previously, she had looked it up in the dictionary, only to find this picture of herself.

Her husband is a taxidermist….an example of his work here…

Myrtle’s orgasmic face.

Flummoxed by what she just read in her daughter’s diary.

Art imitates life is a familiar cant, / As shown in this portrait of a rather dour aunt. / Hodges’ palette is dark and grim. / I suppose the best that can be said of him, / Is this poor homage to the subdued dark hues of a Rembrandt.

And in her hand the first edition of A Little Cannabis On The Prairie.

Joe the artist thought it was funny giving Granny bosoms and putting a washcloth on her head.

He was wrong.

Hannah was not real happy with the results of her new “push up bra”.

Delilah Pomppusbore, once a vain beauty

And most notoriously snooty

Liked to flaunt her once-youthful good looks

And demurely feigned to read books

As she sat on her well-aligned booty.

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But there came inevitably a day

When her glamorous show-off display

Was seen as mere pretense and haughty.

She still expected glances as naughty

That were not intended really that way.

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A good-looking young man quite debonair

Fixed her in a most flattering stare,

Then he approached, kissed her hand

And said, “Oh, isn’t it grand!

The image of mon arriere-grand-mere!”

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The hard mental shock that resulted

Made her frozen and quite insulted,

And left poor Delilah in dismay

On this very same portraiture day

When she should have felt much exalted.

“I don’t have the energy to even fully flip you the bird. Just infer it.”

“What did I sit down on?”

“I don’t look my best this early in the morning.”

Upon being reminded that its “that” night of the week. “Well, of course, its my duty.”

Her eyes don’t look like she got through a single spliff.

That could make the session seem like weeks.

Maybe that’s why her dress is called “widow’s weeds?”

The onanism instruction manual kind of assumed she knew she had to remove her clothes before starting.

Mrs. Richard Kent (Hannah Gookin) (1691-1758): 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Joseph Badger" site=commons.wikimedia.org 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, and Ecosia search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found, and once there find the text string Kent, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this painting.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3028 (November 14, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. First work by this artist used here.

Why should I smile? My sex live is a non existent and I am as horny as…..yeah her!

There is another (better?) image of this same woman: https://www.wikitree.com/photo/jpg/Gookin-71

A pound!!?? A pound!!!! She wouldn’t even be close to upright!

Flo wanted everyone on Tinder to believe she was a country girl, so she had a river and forrest photoshopped in

Magna had to pee so bad, but the Damm painter didn’t let her go,, so he had to color over the wet spot.

Her beauty lies in sites unseen/

Below, beneath, behind, between/

Her lower limbs, two pillars, weighted/

Part – when she is compensated.///

For she was told, long years ago/

Her value lies somewhere below/

Beneath, behind, betwixt, between/

And therefore should be left unseen..///

No one could call her slim or sprightly/

(To be quite candid, she’s unsightly)/

Yet somehow, midst the prepositions/

She generates some propositions/

And does a booming business nightly.

hannah had an amazing talent. she could brighten a room by the simple act of leaving it…

oh … what did they tell me? Is it i before e except after c?

John was about 4 days late capturing Hanna’s post mortem memorial painting.

This painter seems unable to render

either color or form with much splendor,

but intended or not,

there’s one skill he has got:

to portray indeterminate gender.

Wouldn’t a pound of weed kill a woman her size?