The guy on the right reminds me of my once young granddaughters, who 20 years ago, couldn’t wait to get to family dinner table with their phones. When I denied them that totally inappropriate privilege, their hair and expressions resembled his. They consumed a ton of food in about 3 minutes flat, then sulked when I wouldn’t let them race away until all were finished. That useless, thoughtless fixation appears to worse now everywhere.
For the record, since the invention of spam email my actual snail mail trash has diminished too almost nothing. Score one for the environment. At least my environment.
Regarding the great Pacific garbage patch, I’ve often wondered:
What if all nations crossing the central Pacific routed their ships through the patch, and required them to net and bring aboard 1/2 ton of that garbage, to be taken to the next port of call and offloaded to be dried and burned in a power plant. How long would it take to completely remove that garbage from the ocean? Same question for the Atlantic one.
rmremail over 1 year ago
But what if one of them still has alcohol in it?
stairsteppublishing over 1 year ago
Who are on the next two islands throwing bottles in the sea? Are they trying to communicate or litter?
keenanthelibrarian over 1 year ago
A heavy drinker on the other island, with an unlimited supply of (writing) paper. Hope they all get rescued soon.
Superfrog over 1 year ago
But why is the rum gone?
in.amongst over 1 year ago
well, someone bottled it!
Cornelius Noodleman over 1 year ago
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip…
erik.vanthienen over 1 year ago
Won’t stop viruses and worms … Use the palmtree to build a firewall?
diverbelle over 1 year ago
It’s called “Phishing” !!
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
Thousand-Desert-Island Addressing.
sandpiper over 1 year ago
The guy on the right reminds me of my once young granddaughters, who 20 years ago, couldn’t wait to get to family dinner table with their phones. When I denied them that totally inappropriate privilege, their hair and expressions resembled his. They consumed a ton of food in about 3 minutes flat, then sulked when I wouldn’t let them race away until all were finished. That useless, thoughtless fixation appears to worse now everywhere.
dot-the-I over 1 year ago
And don’t get overexcited upon the first ship sighting – it could be a trojan.
wnbresn over 1 year ago
It amazes me how these guys ended up on small deserted islands with nothing but hundreds of bottles, paper and pencils lol
bbenoit over 1 year ago
Where’d they get so many bottles?
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
For the record, since the invention of spam email my actual snail mail trash has diminished too almost nothing. Score one for the environment. At least my environment.
carlzr over 1 year ago
Whenever someone sends an unsolicited e-mail, does the Monty Python group get a royalty?
pheets over 1 year ago
Where is the first island getting all the bottles?
poppacapsmokeblower over 1 year ago
Good joke, my spam filter doesn’t work that well.
ragsarooni Premium Member over 1 year ago
So….why ain’t they all swimmin’for those mountainous big islands looming in the background? Might be a cruise ship just around the corner…..
gregcomn over 1 year ago
Amazon. . . .
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
“I do miss the ones for pills that promised to make my island bigger.” :)
mfrasca over 1 year ago
Walked out this morning, I don’t believe what I saw
Hundred billion bottles washed up on the shore
Seems I’m not alone at being alone
Hundred billion castaways, looking for a home
- G. Sumner
willie_mctell over 1 year ago
The Archipelago of something or other.
mindjob over 1 year ago
I expected cans of spam to be floating around them
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago
Is the “stranded on a tiny desert island” the most heavily used comic convention of all time?
198.23.5.11 over 1 year ago
In real life,has anybody actually FOUND a message inside a bottle?
T... over 1 year ago
Pertinent, intelligent, clever, brilliant and amusing sorta…
Drgnslr Premium Member over 1 year ago
You’d think no one could come up with another deserted island joke, but here you go.
6turtle9 over 1 year ago
You could build a raft with all those bottles.
eboosler Premium Member over 1 year ago
LOLOLOL!!!!!
SrTechWriter over 1 year ago
Regarding the great Pacific garbage patch, I’ve often wondered:
What if all nations crossing the central Pacific routed their ships through the patch, and required them to net and bring aboard 1/2 ton of that garbage, to be taken to the next port of call and offloaded to be dried and burned in a power plant. How long would it take to completely remove that garbage from the ocean? Same question for the Atlantic one.
bakana over 1 year ago
So, how come the Castaways on the Other islands got all the Wine?