Pickles by Brian Crane for December 29, 2022

What’s more important Clyde. Grill marks or warm buns ?

That reminds me of a joke that a kid told me one time. How do you spot Ronald McDonald at a nude beach? Answer: By his sesame seed buns.

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Gluteus-free buns.

Clyde didn’t see the box’s pictures nor read owner’s manual of the gizmo, did he?

I’m shocked this conversation isn’t the other way around.

I’ve recently had to… well WANTED to bring a hot water bottle to bed. We have a REALLY SLOW water heater… and a fast “insta hot” faucet. But I have to wrap the water bottle in several layers of towel to keep from burning my feet.

PS: It sure is great on a cold night, particularly because Spouse likes to sleep under piles of blankets with all the windows at least cracked open.

Well, okay. As long as he doesn’t burn his onions!

Getting an already used gift? Sadly, been the recipient of such things, and we are not talking valuable gifts in any way…

Butt if it keeps your buns and/or your spouses buns toasty and warm …

Reminds me of Michael Scott (Steve Carell) accidentally stepping on a George Foreman Grill and grilling his foot on an episode of The Office.

After all, it didn’t specify what kind of buns.

Yipes! Stripes!

Now I’m trying to get the imagery of Clyde out of my head…

Still…

Slap some butter on the buns first.

Better scrub the H3LL outta THAT thing..!!!

YEAH!!!

Ohhhhh snap

Very funny, but I agree with NavalHistorian above. Does seem a reverse of expectations for Earl and Clyde.

LOL!!!

LOL!

OY VEY‼️☺️

Do we want to know where the grill marks are?

What fun, they can play six by six tic-tac-toe.

Well done.

That’s really funny…

If he has grill marks on his, um, buns, how is he able to sit down?

I smell bacon