Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 07, 2023

Just make sure you have a firm grip on the reins and a good seatbelt, since that is the only way that carriage is ever going to move.

Can’t drift on a Friday night.

And the over constipation never ends with that guy either.

Ye Olde monster truck.

Oh … it ends … when he looks ridiculous to his subjects.

Or should I say … when he realizes that his subjects are laughing at and/or talking about how ridiculous he looks.

Did some bridges washout? Does the king plan a fording some rivers?

When I bought my first car in my late teens getting really big souped up mag wheels on your American muscle car was the in thing to do. They just oozed the look of power. Certainly the bigger the wheels the easier it is to drive off road. And it looks like here he ain’t got no paved roads. Just wondering if say one elephant power would equal 500 horsepower under the hood?

The precursor to those absurd big-tired pickup trucks.

I wonder what would happen if one of those giant wheels blew out…

are they spinners?

Two things come to mind , 1 the cart isn’t hooked up and how did the " little guy " get into it ? I’m sorry I just had to ask : (

This is the end result of having a small mined king‼️

Hey, I’m sort of liking the IDiot Hummer. Where can I get one? …bigger.

He’s all set if he comes to the unplowed streets in St Paul. Low-riders, not so much.

The Monster Carriage, precursor conveyance to the Monster Truck.

Bwaah Haaa Haaa and Absolutely! Every notice how grossly oversized pickups and SUVs the size of a Greyhound bus are driven by people little in stature and mentality. “Statement Vehicles” with the only statement they make is they feel inferior in some way. The Count refers to them as BTLDs for Big Truck Little Dinkie and the drivers are hung like a bull cricket.

Monster wagon.

Ornate, but he’s not going to get any speed.

Install some elephant poop flaps to avoid splatter on you and your carriage.

Looks like a monster truck.

I was hoping that fad was passé

Oh look a sports-utility carriage – a SUC.

Wow. What fantastic rims you have, Fink. I bet those tires cost you a pretty penny. Probably just cause you to raise taxes.

Even the elephant looks embarrassed.

They already know he looks ridiculous- – this makes him seem taller.

He’s a King, not a serf, right?

Medieval conspicuous consumption.

if a mouse appears, this is not gonna end well

I’ve said this before but what does the king do to make his guards so loyal to him? They could easily overpower him and steal all the gold. Rodney and his army wouldn’t stop them.

The first bicycle, but how does he keep it balanced…

Got the trunk up front, just like a giant VW.

I’d like to see the Fink get down from there. LOL

At least it isn’t squated.

Why bother with the carriage? I’d have thought he’d go with a golden Houda right on the elephant.

Should make for a smooth ride. All other things being equal, the bigger the wheel radius, the smoother the travel.

In his pretty little surrey with the King on the top. Everything is OK in ID today

Where is the ’Gigantic" Scoop packed? And who wields it?

Like to see how he gets in and out of that contraption…..

At the jail I once worked at, it seemed like all the diminutive female deputies had huge trucks. I asked one of them if she got nose bleeds but, alas, no response because she couldn’t hear me! ;-p

Every large Pickup and SUV driver in the U.S..

Looks to me like it will end pretty quickly if he hangs to the reigns as the elephant is not hitched to the carriage, otherwise.