If you don’t leave tracks, you’re harder to hunt. Elves & fairies figured that out. Bigfoot’s a troll, not quite as bright, comparatively a little clumsy, leaves an occasional footprint or a few hairs. We’re not who they’re hiding from, we’re the drunken hillbilly who gets probed by aliens.
Calvin now lives in an underground school bus he converted into a survival bunker. He has years of freeze dried food, water, and, most importantly, lots of guns an ammunition.
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
Nobody wants to follow in Calvin’s footsteps.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover over 1 year ago
How many one-legged kids are in Calvin’s neighborhood?
Templo S.U.D. over 1 year ago
Know any one-legged people who don’t use a crutch (like Long John Silver), two crutches (like Joshua Sundquist), or a prosthetic (like Edward Elric)
Bilan over 1 year ago
The trick will backfire. Other kids will go the opposite direction just to avoid Calvin, but then they’ll run into him.
bigcatbusiness over 1 year ago
That’s a good plan… until you fall face first on the floor and they see whose face was the owner of the strange footprints.
Yngvar Følling over 1 year ago
Maybe a one-eyed Jack Nicholson?
Dr. Quatermass over 1 year ago
Deceptive Footprints is the name of my son’s new Emo band. They’re opening for Art is Anal Cheese at the 9:30 Club.
Ermine Notyours over 1 year ago
How long before Calvin falls over backwards into a ravine?
sirbadger over 1 year ago
I used to make tyrannosourus footprints.
figuratively speaking over 1 year ago
When you’re a guy like Calvin, someone’s always on your trail or soon will be.
jrankin1959 over 1 year ago
Who exactly is on your trail? Boredom…
sappha58 over 1 year ago
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.
SquidGamerGal over 1 year ago
Okay, Calvin! What did you do this time?
tripwire45 over 1 year ago
Who’s on his trail? Susie if he just pasted her one with a snowball.
boydjb47 over 1 year ago
We did this kind of thing all the time. Our imaginations were running wild.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 1 year ago
If you don’t leave tracks, you’re harder to hunt. Elves & fairies figured that out. Bigfoot’s a troll, not quite as bright, comparatively a little clumsy, leaves an occasional footprint or a few hairs. We’re not who they’re hiding from, we’re the drunken hillbilly who gets probed by aliens.
'IndyMan' over 1 year ago
With Calvin, it could be creatures from the planet ‘Zorg’ ! ! !
YippiKiAyMofo over 1 year ago
He may be paranoid, but that doesn’t mean that they aren’t out to get him.
Adolf Trump over 1 year ago
Old Daniel Boone trick.
artegal over 1 year ago
Calvin now lives in an underground school bus he converted into a survival bunker. He has years of freeze dried food, water, and, most importantly, lots of guns an ammunition.
xSigoff Premium Member over 1 year ago
You know what they say: Just because you are paranoid dos not mean they are NOT out to get you.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Calvin is paranoid now….
rshive over 1 year ago
Doubt that Moe wants to think that much.
Jogger2 over 1 year ago
So, is he moving closer to whoever or whatever might be looking for him?
swanridge over 1 year ago
looking at cat’s tracks in the snow is cool. Back footprints always on top of the front.
PEANUTS-expert over 1 year ago
Paranoid much?
mindjob over 1 year ago
Get a tennis racket and everyone will think its Bigfoot
ekke over 1 year ago
Calvin could be right. After all, just because you’re paranoid doesn’t necessarily mean they’re NOT out to get you!
Earnestly Frank over 1 year ago
He’s a fugitive! It was not him who threw the snowball, it was that one-legged kid down the street………………Oh, no, wait…..in this case it was Calvin.
ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago
Better safe than sorry.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 1 year ago
Some people waste more time trying to figure out how to get away with things when they really need to learn how to work together, get along.
buflogal! over 1 year ago
Is no one going to mention the agility and stamina required to do this? This kid is amazing.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 1 year ago
This isn’t being careful the kid is acting paranoic.
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 1 year ago
His mother must be looking for him.