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âHello, babies. Welcome to Earth. Itâs hot in the summer and cold in the winter. Itâs round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, youâve got about a hundred years here. Thereâs only one rule that I know of, babies: âGod dämn it, youâve got to be kind.ââ âKurt Vonnegut (1922-2007), American writer, words of Eliot Rosewater in God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater
stairsteppublishing about 2 years ago
It is just the beginningâŚâŚ.
GreasyOldTam about 2 years ago
Relax, kid. Youâve done the hard part. Itâs all smooth sailing from here on. (Other readers: Sssssh!!! Donât tell.)
ÂŻ about 2 years ago
Happy birthday.
Botulism Bob about 2 years ago
His first wordsâŚ..
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 2 years ago
âHello, babies. Welcome to Earth. Itâs hot in the summer and cold in the winter. Itâs round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, youâve got about a hundred years here. Thereâs only one rule that I know of, babies: âGod dämn it, youâve got to be kind.ââ âKurt Vonnegut (1922-2007), American writer, words of Eliot Rosewater in God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater
Doug K about 2 years ago
Let me introduce you to your mommy on the outside.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 2 years ago
Watch those hands, Dr Pedo.
comixbomix about 2 years ago
Never ask a question you donât want to know the answer to.
InTraining Premium Member about 2 years ago
baby wants a cell phoneâŚ!
ʲá about 2 years ago
neat!
itâs one of those new-fangled, CORDLESS babies
uniquename about 2 years ago
Now we turn you right-side up and give you to mommy.
Gen.Flashman about 2 years ago
Circumcision??
sandpiper about 2 years ago
Just wait, Kid. It gets worse.
h.v.greenman about 2 years ago
That one appears to be undersized doc. better throw it back and try again
walstib Premium Member about 2 years ago
Start a 529.
KEA about 2 years ago
good question
StephenHoyt about 2 years ago
One spank.
ChessPirate about 2 years ago
[Smack!]
âHey!â
perryed about 2 years ago
Oh, you don`t even want to know!
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 2 years ago
âKid, have you rehabilitated yourself?â
cuzinron47 about 2 years ago
âWhat up?â
Spiffy about 2 years ago
Thatâs quite a grip. Are we throwing a knuckle-ball?
raybarb44 about 2 years ago
Itâs all downhill from here kidâŚ.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 2 years ago
People have been searching for a good answer to that question for millennia!
nsr60 about 2 years ago
Now everything.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 years ago
Baby:" Whyâd you spank me so hard?? What did I ever do to you?"
ʲá about 2 years ago
Rodney Dangerfield
Jokes about the Day He was Born
https://youtu.be/SPhXJXK21SQ
Faby about 2 years ago
Same question as in the very first Baby Blues!