Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 13, 2023

Obviously Valentine’s Day was placed in February to be able to sell the leftover Christmas candy more quickly.

Cliff, she’s out of your class.

… And so the romance between Pam and Cliff begins. … or …

… Thus the romance between Pam and Cliff comes to an end.

Life and minimum wages on the R U Sirius.

I got you this out of the bottom of the Halloween candy bag. (For some reason, the kids never eat it!)

I love the Little Debbie Cherry Cordial cakes that are sometimes available for Christmas and rarely for Valentine’s Day. A few weeks ago at one store I saw Cherry Cordials in a display of other Little Debbie Valentine’s cakes, so I picked up two of them. Then I noticed Santa on the back. I don’t think they were on sale, but I was lucky to find them at all this year. I went back again more recently, and they were gone.

Cliff would wear his heart on his sleeve if it wasn’t for the snot stains.

Yeah, funny how the price drops once it approches concrete density.

“So, I got you a whole box of cards and another box of candy canes in the shape of broken hearts.” :)

What, no fruit cake?

If Cliff wants to court someone, it’s for the cooking.

And some say recycling doesn’t work.

“Just so there’s candy.”

That’s more then I expected from Cliff, I figured it would empty candy wrappers.

She doesn’t go out with that bozo, does she? Shudder.

Pam is light years above you, Cliff.

Here the Easter chocolate is already out. It seems better priced than those heart-shaped boxes…

“Marry Valentine’s Day”

Darn! He’s discovered my strategy.