Close to Home by John McPherson for February 22, 2023

I say no way in hell.

This doesn’t auger well

If this doesn’t get you system MOO-ving, nothing will! Udderly ridiculous!

Well, Doc, how do you feel about paying me for this procedure?

Question first, Doc. At which end will you be working?

Second thought. Feeling much better. I am outtahere!

Cow Pox!

I’m afraid he’ll get cows…

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheFarSide/comments/r4640y/my_daily_farside_dump/

Fauci’s origins.

A little confusion transfusion… mooove over!

This dr is quack

Don’t be a coward.

I’m udderly against it. So, moooooove along.

MOOOOVE over propofol

Bring in a milch kine and hook equipment up to the udders. Maybe what comes out will help.

And Bleeb is thinking, “OK, nurse. Come closer so that you can better observe this procedure while I better observe you.”

“That depends on how it’s prepared.”

That nurse has been waiting a long time to see someone consent to this procedure.

Holy cow!

Just another anti-vaxer folks, nothing to see here. Move along, move along.

Milk yes but….

I could go so many ways with this! But being the nice person that I am, I will abstain!

If alternative medicine worked, it would just be called medicine.Just like if alternative facts were real, they’d just be called facts.

It depends on the alternative. Cow breath? Not a good idea. A cup of peppermint tea for an upset stomach instead of PeptoBismal? That works just fine.

I didn’t know Bovine saliva had been approved yet…

Umm, nope, not happening.

Don’t have a cow, man!

Poor Cow!

He looks cowed.

“I want an secind opinion…”

“Do I have an alternative?”…

I’m not quite ready for that alternative.

At least it’s on the front end of the cow.

Are they going to inject him with cow drool?

Bleeb’s always had a great bedside manner.

I think the doctor should ruminate over this procedure a little longer…it cud backfire.

I don’t know about you people, but I’m SCARED!!!!!!!!! The nurse is ready for you, Bleeb! :)

The puns today were very mooving. I cudn’t believe some of them.

That nurse looks waaaay too excited…

Can I pay with alternative money?

Calling Dr. Bleeb……Calling Dr. Bleeb

The commenters today are really milking this one. :)

What cud possibly go wrong?

…another of Trump’s remedies?

This is a rerun, I have this in my clippings collection, from when the Gazette carried this strip.

Don’t have a cow, man!

It’s based on alternative facts.