I got a fortune once that said something like “your temporary financial embarrassment will soon be rectified”. I scoffed at it of course, and shortly afterward discovered that I didn’t have enough money to pay my share of the dinner, and I had to borrow the difference from my friends!
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ almost 2 years ago
well… how about an empty cookie?
or a blank piece of paper?
or the message, “why bother?”
⁽ ʷᵃᶦᵗˢ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ʰᵃᶜᵏⁿᶦᵉᵈ ⁻ “ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʷᵃˢⁿ’ᵗ ᶜʰᶦᶜᵏᵉⁿ” ᵍᵃᵍ ⁾
Ratkin Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Is that a spy balloon in the upper left corner?
The dude from FL Premium Member almost 2 years ago
That’d be scary
Fritzsch almost 2 years ago
I once got a fortune cookie that said “Ignore previous fortune cookie.”
Doug K almost 2 years ago
… Ha! Made you look."
The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I see a large bill in his future.
Count Olaf Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Even worse, “Too Late Now”.
Botulism Bob almost 2 years ago
Frank ordered the Moo Goo Bed Pan. His real fortune will arrive in hours.
Judy Hendrickson [Unnamed Reader - 852856] almost 2 years ago
Really ,eating out is sooo expensive!!!
InTraining Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Mostly It’s a nice “saying” not making a "prediction"’…!
JudyAz almost 2 years ago
“Help, I’m being held prisoner in a fortune-cookie factory!”
uniquename almost 2 years ago
More like a misfortune cookie.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 2 years ago
A large bill awaits you very soon.
paranormal almost 2 years ago
Fortune cookies don’t have real fortunes. I suspect someone got sued for a really bad fortune that came true…
The Duke almost 2 years ago
I hate it when The fortune read, “that wasn’t chicken!”.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 2 years ago
“You will soon regret the minuscule tip you left the last time you were here.”
Frank Burns Eats Worms almost 2 years ago
“…but you can look later.”
j.l.farmer almost 2 years ago
I never got one like that.
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 2 years ago
… and concludes with “but you dropped your cookie shell on the floor.”
Raising the question but how did it know!!???"
andrew.scharnhorst almost 2 years ago
This has happened before??
WF11 almost 2 years ago
I got a fortune once that said something like “your temporary financial embarrassment will soon be rectified”. I scoffed at it of course, and shortly afterward discovered that I didn’t have enough money to pay my share of the dinner, and I had to borrow the difference from my friends!