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Frank and Ernest by Thaves for March 01, 2023
February 28, 2023
March 02, 2023
ʲᔆ about 2 years ago
well… how about an empty cookie?
or a blank piece of paper?
or the message, “why bother?”
⁽ ʷᵃᶦᵗˢ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ʰᵃᶜᵏⁿᶦᵉᵈ ⁻ “ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʷᵃˢⁿ’ᵗ ᶜʰᶦᶜᵏᵉⁿ” ᵍᵃᵍ ⁾
Ratkin Premium Member about 2 years ago
Is that a spy balloon in the upper left corner?
The dude from FL Premium Member about 2 years ago
That’d be scary
Fritzsch about 2 years ago
I once got a fortune cookie that said “Ignore previous fortune cookie.”
Doug K about 2 years ago
… Ha! Made you look."
The Reader Premium Member about 2 years ago
I see a large bill in his future.
Botulism Bob about 2 years ago
Frank ordered the Moo Goo Bed Pan. His real fortune will arrive in hours.
Judy Hendrickson [Unnamed Reader - 852856] about 2 years ago
Really ,eating out is sooo expensive!!!
InTraining Premium Member about 2 years ago
Mostly It’s a nice “saying” not making a "prediction"’…!
JudyAz about 2 years ago
“Help, I’m being held prisoner in a fortune-cookie factory!”
uniquename about 2 years ago
More like a misfortune cookie.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 2 years ago
A large bill awaits you very soon.
paranormal about 2 years ago
Fortune cookies don’t have real fortunes. I suspect someone got sued for a really bad fortune that came true…
The Duke about 2 years ago
I hate it when The fortune read, “that wasn’t chicken!”.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 2 years ago
“You will soon regret the minuscule tip you left the last time you were here.”
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 years ago
“…but you can look later.”
j.l.farmer about 2 years ago
I never got one like that.
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 2 years ago
… and concludes with “but you dropped your cookie shell on the floor.”
Raising the question but how did it know!!???"
Sam Handwich about 2 years ago
This has happened before??
WF11 about 2 years ago
I got a fortune once that said something like “your temporary financial embarrassment will soon be rectified”. I scoffed at it of course, and shortly afterward discovered that I didn’t have enough money to pay my share of the dinner, and I had to borrow the difference from my friends!