Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 13, 2023

In Eddie’s case, his stories are out there, but they are at least true. George, on the other hand…

I suspect that he will leave congress after the next election, but not voluntarily.

George Santos is about to develop his latest persona, “New England fishing boat captain.”

Eddie’s right — “Rookie!”. This guy’s stories aren’t even tall — more like short and squirmy.

Just another lying right winger, the woods are full of them.

Get him something to Munch, on the Hausen.

With Trump, people asked “why does he keep lying like that”. When Hershel Walker was campaigning, the same question was asked. Once people started looking into George Carlos Devolver Santos, people were wondering again. Not a good theme, here.

GS is the new BS.

LOL!!!

Of course, SOME clueless folks will NOT get this at all… right, Splat-o, Gunsucker, sunspot, and others????

Where’s JB? He could take over the meal chat from both of them.

Fisherman’s tales, pilots at the bar at happy hour and politicians – no wiggling of the truth meter there.

I think Santos vs Biden in some type of contest comparing falsehoods would be of interest. However Santos would need a handicap as Biden has had many more years of practice.

Eddie could blow him out of the water with a single volley.

Wouldn’t recommend Paris for a new restaurant. According to two friends (American expatriates) and a retired gendarme. Whom I met when I lived in Paris. The place is packed with homeless like San Francisco and as dangerous as Portland. One of the Americans moved to Macon another to Madrid (very safe), and the gendarme to his grandfather’s home in the country.

Man, I hope this arc continues all week. Eddie’s gonna school him.

Eddie’ll have him for breakfast

Eddie vs right-wing populism and its penchant for accepting whoppers, that’s a final 4 scenario for sure.

Oh, this is gonna be good…..

I’m stickin’ with Eddy :D

The guy was elected by the voters in New York’s 3rd congressional district. “It was one of 18 districts that voted for Joe Biden in the 2020 presidential election while being won or held by a Republican in 2022.” (Wikipedia)

OK, now my all-time favorite strip!

Eddie, Trump, and Santos – who would win a lying contest?

George made a career out of his stories, whereas Eddie tells them (mostly) for free. So who, really, is the amateur here?

Hope this goes on entire week

You don’t mess with the master.

Ah good….a regular on-site; until they have to Door Dash his order to a jail?

This whole Santos thing just begs for a Scooby Doo ending.

Pecos Bill and Widowmaker.

I couldn’t stop laughing at this one!!

Now this should be good. My money’s on Cap’n Eddie.

Really ?? Trying to compare Biden to trump or santos ? That’s comparing a dripping faucet to the Flood.

“Don’t make a fuss just because I’m a celebrity.” Ah, a modest man. Which reminded me of this: “Mr. [Clement] Attlee is a very modest man. Indeed he has a lot to be modest about.” —Winston Churchill

Unfortunately, the only part that was true was the one about being in Congress.

Ya goin’ down, rook!

Methinks George Fabulist protest (a bit) too much. He’s also fishing for compliments. There’s a phrase we tend to use about people who get or seem to be a bit above themselves, here in Australia: it’s ‘Tall Poppy Syndrome’.

Snorkle snorkle, Trump is the obvious Grand Champion at this. Santos cannot compete if we factor in the serious damage done by Trump’s “truths.”

“Gentlemen, start your fabrications!”

He’s got nothing on Eddie!