Frank and Ernest by Thaves for March 25, 2023

I smell Ararat.

I’m not sure that ark is going to be big enough. Unless, of course, it’s like the TARDIS.

“Are there any first time travelers?”

Carnival Couples’ Cruize

The ark poses a problem for Creationists. One of their explanations for dinosaurs was, “They couldn’t run fast enough to reach the ark.”

Ah, a new story ark.

The unicorns had lost their ticket.

Hey, isn’t that Captain Stubing…?

How did the kangaroos get back to Australia?

I wonder who had to do all the poop scooping every day, doesn’t say in the bible.

Wh the short board?

Ernest: what I want to know is who gets to change the newspaper in the litter boxes?

I thought THIS was the ark story:

https://youtu.be/zJ6tV5tws-o

That would be the golden marmosets, golden retrievers, and golden palominos. (And he fed them golden delicious apples.)

Many of the animals are carnivores. What animals did they eat for 40 days? Did Noah bring enough extra animals to feed everyone?

And how did animals from the other continents get to the Ark, and then back to their home continents?

One of the strangest attempts of ‘proof’ of the story, to me, is someone tried to calculate square footage to show there was room on the Ark for all the animals (and their food?).

To me the story is an attempt to show (brag about) the power of their god, when they felt weak.

Noah somehow got all those wild, dangerous animals to willingly walk onto his ark? Yeah, right? Such a dumb story.

Moses turns to species cruises, the “Be fruitful and Multiply Cruise”…

Who writes this stuff?…

Not just anyone can join the Gold Club, you have to Noah guy.

I wouldn’t want to be a member of any club that would have me.

saw show on science channel that came to conclusion that there was just enough room on the Ark to carry all the animals… if what Noah was transporting was their DNA…wrap your head around that

Gold Club members? They would be the ones who slipped the captain a little something under the table? That’s probably where the Koch Brothers learned how to influence the powers that be.

I want to know how three stooges like Noah, Shem, & Curly were able to build a boat.