Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for April 16, 2023

Boys.

The one with big hair spoiled the air.

So much for feminine mystique.

There’s a certain air about her.

How many tacos did Krystal even eat? Must’ve been terrible in her classroom when lunch break was over and on the bus going home from school.

A fart joke that made me smile. A true rarity.

Lol

Poor thing!

Check out the youtube commercials for Fire Department Coffee. Girls fart too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlWvUZXwuas

Krystal, how could you?

This is clearly a lie. We all know girls don’t fart or poop. They just eat and it turns to flowers and rainbows! (note: I was being sarcastic, I know ladies farts and poops but not in public, don’t @ me bro)

And my Dad used to say “ladies don’t sweat, they glow”.

Huh. The subject of flatulence is the subject of a number of children’s books that some people want to ban. . .

This feels like the battle of wits from The Princess Bride.

Whoever eats the enchilada, makes the bada-bada.

https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/92561226-4dcb-458b-9c9d-fe480d79ca6b_1.7c88c2d3619a1b40ef902343f0067553.jpeg

So focused on blaming or looking to blame others on that other side, we, too often, fail to see the real culprit(s).

Beans, beans, the musical fruit

The more you eat, the more you toot

The more you toot, the better you feel.

So let’s have beans with every meal!

Meaning nothing in particular, but what is this seemingly universal cartoon-world meme about tacos and flatulence? I can’t say I’ve ever noticed any such connection in the real world.

The fox smells his own hole first.

Whoever speaks made the squeaks.

Girls don’t fart, they giggle with their butts.

Krystal looks so surprised lol