Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for March 21, 2023

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    C  over 1 year ago

    Important intel

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    Tyge  over 1 year ago

    Inspiration blooms where you find it. 8^ )

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    AnneFackler  over 1 year ago

    Next to bloom is the Pinus Regidda…

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    maureenmck Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I guess dad jokes are never out of season.

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    pschearer Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Don’t trust anyone named Amaryllis Belladonna, even if she’s naked. Especially if she’s naked.

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    j_m_kuehl  over 1 year ago

    He’s just hoping life takes a clue, and imitates nature.

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    Gizmo Cat  over 1 year ago

    Here the herald of spring is the snowdrop, followed by crocuses, daffodils and tulips. Irises and lilies bloom in summer here.

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    nosirrom  over 1 year ago

    You can’t fault the guy for hoping for an early bloomer.

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 1 year ago

    One of these Springs, Janis should answer: “Late Summer. But the Naked Gentlemen bloom in Mid June”.

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    JJ creator over 1 year ago

    I had bearded irises in my yard until it was 26 degrees last night. We had a two-week warm snap that played havoc with everything. Japanese magnolia, spirea, azaleas, the usual victims.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 1 year ago

    It’s not like he could look naked ladies up online.

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    Say What? Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I swear, Jimmy Johnson is spying on my parents. How else would he be getting his material? :D

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    Kidon Ha-Shomer  over 1 year ago

    no irises yet, daffodils, forsythia and grape hyacinth but no irises.

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    tiprod1953  over 1 year ago

    What about your Naked Ladies? (Sorry, I couldn’t help myself…)

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    walstib Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Now I have the Barenaked Ladies “Big Bang” theme song earworm.

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    jarvisloop  over 1 year ago

    I’ll be Mr. Literal today. “Naked ladies” is a term that has never made sense to me. It strikes me as an oxymoron. “Naked strumpet” seems more appropriate.

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    mgl179  over 1 year ago

    In my neck of the woods crocus’ and daffodils (and a few other flowers) bloom long before irises

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    oakie817  over 1 year ago

    hint hint

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    kingbrlee Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The ‘naked ladies’ don’t show their blossoms around here until August.

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    Homerville Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Thats because its Spring. I wish I knew how o make the naked ladies come back each year. I dont know how get get here, nor how to keep them coming back. The flower that is.

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    david_42  over 1 year ago

    Daffies and crocus are up. The plum trees are considering it.

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    Clotty Peristalt  over 1 year ago

    In my 70+ years of life, I’d never heard of Naked Ladies when referring to blooming flowers.

    I can barely tell a tulip from a rose anyway.

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    timzsixty9  over 1 year ago

    The question (or innuendo) went right over her head…probably just like every year.

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  over 1 year ago

    Bare Naked Ladies are in the Canadian Music Hall of Fame, bare naked lady at Juno is in court.

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    jmarkow11  over 1 year ago

    My husband scattered crocus throughout the front lawn and they came up and bloomed a couple weeks ago and then we had to ice storms…

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    bbbmorrell  over 1 year ago

    He asks an important question. You would not want to miss it!

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    I have irises in my flower plot. I can’t wait for them to come up.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    He didn’t mean flowers!

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    Is like a melody Premium Member over 1 year ago

    There should be a flower called “naked lady.” That would be fun.

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    dv1093  over 1 year ago

    Ohio here. It’s still 24° outside.

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    Is like a melody Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I just learned there is a flower called “naked lady”. It sends up leaves in the spring and after those die back it sends up a stalk of pink lilies in August. Beats me dancing naked in the garden to celebrate spring when it’s 22 degrees!

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    KEA  over 1 year ago

    my thing every spring was to ask my ex “If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?” …Pilgrims of course.

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    1504jarvis  over 1 year ago

    A couple of glasses of wine will sometimes bring them out sooner.

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    ktrabbit  over 1 year ago

    Here in NH we’ve had some brave crocuses in the sunny, sheltered spots, but that’s it so far. Then last week’s nor’easter buried them in snow!

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    raybarb44  over 1 year ago

    I’m with him. I’m into seeing blooming naked ladies any day of the year actually……

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    crazeekatlady  over 1 year ago

    My huge bay laurel (bay leaf) got attacked by two cold snaps. I have to cut it back. It will return stronger than ever though.

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    KevinCarson  over 1 year ago

    Arlo only cares about the bearded clam

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Never gets old! :-D

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