Pickles by Brian Crane for March 27, 2023

No spam? I would expect Sylvia to check on her son occasionally.

Butt calls aften turn out to be the best calls.

We get about 1 in 20 calls from “someone” and 19 in 20 are spam. Lately it’s been 2 or even 3 per day of “Richard from The Medicare Department”. “Richard” (or “Philip”, “Clark”, etc) is obviously from India.

Oh, and of that 5%: almost half are from businesses.

cuz all your friends are buttheads

is it even possible to accidentally dial a touchscreen iPhone with your backside?

Reach out and tush someone …

Just remember that there’s a different between a butt-dial and a booty-call XD

I thought I smelled a butt call.

I just wait to see if they leave a message if I am not near the phone to check the caller Id. Spammers almost never leave a message!

And then block them. I wish I could block the clowns sending texts letting me know my Amazon and Netflix accounts have problems.

My dad’s landline is essentially dedicated to spam. His cell phone, which he rarely uses except for the kids checkin in on him, gets no spam calls.

And for you, Earl, that’s a good thing!

That’s basically the lyrics to “Born Under a Bad Sign”.

That is so true. Thanks to ad blockers and call screening, my phone is more a camera than a phone.

He’s not complaining.

Roscoe is his best today , all three panels : )

Is there a way to butt-answer a butt-dial?

If completed, could it be called a successful booty call?

Oh my GOD…… that is SO sad

Get a lot of butt calls because there’s lots BUTTS out there.

my brother butt dials me at least once a day. I don’t even call him back now. I figure if it is an emergency he will call again and leave a message.

Gotta love Roscoe!

Same here, Earl.

I don’t know about anyone else, but the cell is the most annoying device….I only got it because my kids said what if something happened? I said gee, what did people do back then when there were no cells? It never fails..when I’m driving, someone calls. I never answer til I’m home…☹️

Booty call

Only willlie pocket for me, no back pockets.

I wish that was all the calls I got. Last week daily average was 32 spam calls a day. So far today(10:30AM CDT) the number of spam calls is 11. The cope the only way I can. I silence all numbers that are not in my address book

Born under a bad sign…

If it wasn’t for disappointments, I wouldn’t have any appointments

Sorry about that Earl!

What magic “Do Not Call” list did he get on to avoid all the junk phone calls? I think I’m on every “Do Not Call” list in the known universe, but at least 80% of the calls I get are junk!

Looks like Beevis and Butthead to me.

How do you get your butt into those little finger holes?

Roscoe is thinking at least Earl gets calls, dogs don’t.