Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 27, 2023

Stab now, committee later!

… is this a good time to point out that Congress is a thing?

It’d be a Royal Commission in Australia. I should know ..

When you don’t know how it is supposed to work, how can you investigate what went wrong?

One of Jim Jordan’s ancestors???

Instead of investigating this, they could investigate Hunter Biden.

No, I think he wants an emergency task force to work on how to immediately get this d*mn foot off my face!

He looks a bit filibustered.

“No more playing footsie. Let’s nail this critter!”

The congressional committee to investigate congressional committee investigations is hereby convened.

I’ve decided that this is way too easily used as a launching point for disparaging comments about Gym Jordan, so I thought I’d take a lesson from him and just keep my mouth shut.

Well certainly the origin of “quash”.

The bone crushing foot is that of an elephant. The elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party, the GOP, the party that gave us the first President of the United States to incite insurrection, MTG, and Ted Cruz. Now, try to have a nice day.

You got this right wiley! As usual, good day too you

A collection of baboons can be called either a “flange” or a “troop.” But it is also called a congress of baboons.

In the case of Republican baboons, they can also be called a “fringe.”

It is often difficult to realize the hole in our foot is self inflicted.

The repubs’ presidential candidate, Buttercup, has resurrected his old theme song for the campaign. The music and lyrics match his personality and his mental processes so closely it is amazing.

Oh, yeah. The title is Deteriorata You can find it at

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LA7383noev8

Pay particular attention to the final line. It’s so apt.

I think he’s saying goodbye, because he got squished.

This calls for immediate discussion!

So it has come full circle.

Maybe there was too much grandstanding before the start? Maybe get a different slogan painted next time. “Let’s do this” is getting stale.

In a real democracy, the mammoth gets a vote, too.

Looks like a mammoth problem!

Just as Wiley bears are never shown actually killing and eating anything, this guy flattened under a mammoth’s foot seems not to be dead. I infer that Wiley’s never gonna catch up to George R. R. Martin at this rate.

…or at least the republican part on congress…

The “man” under the rocks could be Jordan, or Comer or McCarthy – it could even be Bobert or Green if either of them had the testicular fortitude to go hunting…

In that hearing they decided that marching mammoths off cliffs was a more effective way of hunting them. Sometimes there is progress

Committee Hearing: A mammoth move forward.

The Origin of Corporate Culture.

It’s usually the committee’s fault when things don’t go as planned.

Jim Jordan blames it on Hunter Biden

a pro is someone who is good at something, a con is someone who has spent time in prison, progress it to move forward … so what does that make congress?

After another horrific shooting M T Greene says we even more guns. Of course she also says:

“We have to stop allowing the Democrats to abuse us. It’s like we’re a beaten spouse.”— Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene

Congress: The Opposite of Progress.