B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 31, 2023

da da da da da da Batman.

you mean a “fossil”

Is it a “first flight” if it failed?

I don’t know what it was. It screamed like an eagle and fell like a rock!

Epic FACEPLANT, 9.5 on the Wiley Coyote scale !

" I’m Batma… " SPLAT!

Flight is just a controlled fall when you constantly miss Earth’s surface

That wasn’t flying! It was falling with style!

Icarus, where art thou?

Prehistoric Batman, can’t wait to see what they do for Superman or Wonder Woman. Yip yip yip yip yip

Fill it with water and make it a water park.

How deep is that hole?

“And in a couple of million years, people will wonder what kind of creature made that impression!”

If this counts, then he didn’t even need the wings.

Looks like an early Batman suit trial.

Now I know where the idea of snow angels came from.

There should be one of those in each country where the first ‘triers’ jumped.

Looks like a member of the Wile E Coyote family;-)

Man’s first flight or a coyote’s first flight?

Ah, a perfect one point landing, assuming the pilot walked away from it. If not, it’s called a crash.

Well, he certainly made quite an impression!

The Sand Dunes at Kitty Buzzard

The monument was built with a generous grant from the Wayne Foundation

“Kitty HAAAAAAAAAAAAwk…”

Was that the coyote?

Oops.

Interesting that “fall” and “flew” have the same number of letters. Not really.

Does the Neanderthal who got snatched by Pterodactyl count?

At least he had a soft landing.

No matter how far you fall, Mother Earth will always catch you.

I always liked a well shaped crater…

The owner of those wings must have been Wile E. Coyote

Could solve the problem with adding “Man’s First (Attempt to) Fly” …… :)

Yeah…that was my 2 brothers and I attempting the umbrella thing off the garage roof all those years ago. Fortunately, we survived and many years later 2 of us were HALO certified.

If you can walk away from a landing, it’s a good landing. If you use the airplane the next day, it’s an outstanding landing. Chuck Yeager. If they put up a Memorial to you, that’s a fail.

Man’s first crash?

Looks like he went to the Wile E Coyote School of Flight.

The first flight for the new Men and Women in the Climate Apocalypse created by the previous humans. The carnivore mutants overseas still possess mechanical flight and robotics.