Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 03, 2023

No, they broke up. May can get her own %#$@ flowers now.

The pessimist’s response. “I knew I should have listened to Noah”

And May Flowers bring pilgrams

My ex-father-in-law sais “Optimists are never pleasantly surprised.”

Now that I have solar panels on my roof providing me with fusion power from the sun, it’s sunshine and photons that are “pennies from heaven.”

New Mayflowers could bring Maga pilgrims from across the seas!

A new influx of moronicity.

Let us pray!

In my part of the country it pretty much means less fire down the road

Judging from the scene out the window, that is one well-built house.

In Chicago, April showers may bring flowers.

Is this why home owner insurance rates are going up in Florida?

Come to think of it, I do see a boat on the far horizon.

I hope that they don’t live in an apartment.

I hope she remembers that thought when she has to go out and seaweed the garden.

She says, as he ponders the thickness and strength of that plate glass window..

The annoyance of pessimism.

California, and it’s about to worse when the snow melts.

This April “shower” looks more like a bath …

… and it looks they are kind of under water.

Those aren’t flowers, they are blooms

I think it was an optimist who was thrown out of a life boat when the Titanic sank.

Say howdy to the new neighbors: Humanity’s time is coming to a close, Evolution is going in reverse. The gods have become bored with The Game of Life.

Well at least that nasty drought is no longer a cause for concern.

From the fish perspective, the Bickersons are a species exhibit in an aerorium.

March showers brought April floweres this year. It is also about time to mow, already.

Those May flowers are going to be water lilies

Heeyyyyy…. its The Easter Carp!

looks like a flood storm… reminds me of a dream I’ve had many years ago… :\

It is April and we are preparing for a twelve inch snow fall this week. Fortunately I have a supply of popcorn and several bottles of wine in the pantry. Good to ‘not’ go out.

April floods bring May Flouders

An 11 year journey of Pibgorn continues. Where to next?

Purty big Aquarium!

At least they saved on the admission price to Sea World

I just like April’s showers. she gets out, her hair’s all wet….

I just wanna know who built that water tight house.

Unfortunately, all the flowers have drowned. All that rain was too much of a good thing.

That’s more like a flood than showers!

Except during climate change when April showers bring tornadoes.

Aahhh….the irreversible beginnings of climate change…..

Mayflowers bring furniture, duh…

So far, continuous January, February, and March rains have brought weeds. Lots and lots of weeds.

Looks more likely to bring seaweed this year.

April is the second driest month in FL. I would love some rain.

What parts of the country actually get a lot of rain in April?

The next month there will be sea anemones.

In Florida you will need to get used to situations like that within the next few decades.

I hope they have acrylic windows, because only tempered glass is holding back that much water….

Ah, a strip in California set a few weeks from now when the snowmelt is in full swing.

Pessimists can be equally annoying. (And also more depressing.)

If April showers bring flowers, what does April snowstorms bring? I woke up to 4 fresh inches of the white stuff.

April showers bring May flounders.

“April is the cruellest month, breeding Lilacs out of the dead land, mixing Memory and desire, stirring Dull roots with spring rain.”

Tulare Lake returns! (https://www.nytimes.com/2023/04/02/us/tulare-lake-california-storms.html)

A PESSIMIST sees a dark tunnel.

An OPTIMIST sees light at the end of the tunnel.

A REALIST sees a freight train.

The engineer sees 3 idiots standing on the tracks.

And here perhaps the occasional coelacanth

For how long can you tread water? :)

Well, Water Lillie’s are flowers.

It never rains in sunny California….I’ve heard some people say….

That it never rains in sunny California….as they swam past me downtown the other day……

Wiley must be based on the West (or Left) coast.

We are running a little dry, here in the eastern half of the continent!

All that ice from that Greenland iceberg melted.

They must live in California’s Central Valley……..around Tulare!

The gilleded life.

We had a supposed 100-year flood in this part of northern CA about 25 years ago, and a friend opened his front door and suddenly saw his koi from his back yard pond swimming past his feet.

A point of contention, Miss Optimist. A shower is defined as A brief and usually light fall of rain, hail, sleet, or snow. That doesn’t qualify as brief or light.

On the bright side, the drought is over.

There is actually a picture of this window in real life. The window was so well built that it did this. People were saying it was a good ad for the installer.

And, apparently, being under water. Had a bit of that going on in Oz lately; we’re on high(er) ground, so no damage, as yet.