B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 02, 2023

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Would you like a beer?

Can we play a game?

And mostly … the wise one here doesn’t know what the secret to life is.

: / is there something in the air? non sequitur also has a guru themed strip today

Only for those who have the cash.

The secret to life is watching your children raise your grandchildren in a way that you’re proud of all of them.

Why are they considered wise? They are sitting on top of a mountain! Where its´s cold and dangerous and windy and there´s no cable.

“The secret of life is enjoying the passage of time.” – James Taylor, The Secret O’ Life, JT

And now for the Palm Sunday quiz of the day: after the triumphant entry, which fork in the road did Jesus take?

As with many of us, there is great struggle to reach no conclusion.

I am going to respond with the same post I made in Auntie Acid today.

Don’t ask me. Do I LOOK like someone who knows what he’s doing?

Does anyone?

Everyone knows the answer is 42 but do you remember the question?

The secret to life is energy and DNA.

You should have called ahead. He’d have you bring a pizza. A really big one. So you’d have time to discuss your request.

The wise one won’t tell you is that the secret to life is to be the very first one to get to the top of the hill! Then you can proclaim to be the King of the Hill and everybody else has to look up to you!

He’s just in it to make a buck! ☺️☺️

He is truly a wise old man. Now get off my Mountain!!

True enlightenment must come from within. Reminded me of the Swami who went to get a pizza. He said to the pizzeria guy, with a smirky smile on his face, “Make me one with everything!”. The pizza guy chuckled, said “that’s a good one” and proceeded to make the everything pizza. When it was done, boxed and handed over to the Swami, the pizza guy said, “that’ll be $24.00”. The Swami gave him a twenty and a ten. The pizza guy took the money and put it in the cash register, closed it and said, “thank you”. The Swami said, “what about my change?”. The pizza guy said, “Change must come from within”.

He is wise enough to come up with a Miriam of excuses!

There should be a sign a the bae of the mountain.

Ask yourself- If he’s so wise, why is he living in a hut on a mountain top?

What is the meaning of life?

I’d take him more seriously if there was a pig up there with him, and a rat waiting for it at the bottom.

He and the Wise A$$ on the Hill from Pearls Before Swine should meet.

If you have to ask a question, you are not ready for the answer

For one, continue unassisted breathing.

The secret to life is death. No matter how much you achieve, how much you earn, how much fun you have or misery you suffer, in the end we all die. So, make the best of it while you can.

When you are ready for the answer, you will know what question to ask. The answer is 42.

It would help if he could tell the difference between a “wise man” and a “wise guy”.

Two unnamed characters in this comic: the “Wise One” on the mountain, and the man with the huge turban and a crystal ball.