Herman by Jim Unger for April 21, 2023

And the wench said, “Give the king this and swing it hard.”

But at least wenches really do come in left- and right-hand versions!

Now this is an open-ended joke!!!

A 52mm wench (I like them tight!)

But that hunter said this was a vewy, vewy good wench!

At times, it is more satisfying to find Ms Goodwench instead of Mr Goodwrench!

“Fool! I said I want to sock it to her!”

What he asked for and what is on display, will tighten his nuts.

I was hoping that I heard you wrong. I wanted to believe that you wouldn’t use such a derogatory word.

Given his ‘graceful and manly figure’ I suspect he better stick with the wrench.

I used to call my wife “wench” all the time.

Oh well, at weast he twied.

Eh? Whatd yasay?

because Sire, the queen is standing behind you.

The wrench, sir.. is to unlock the chastity belt. Igor is bringing the wench but he moves slowly.

He could have brought a winch.

I think this was on the cover of a Herman book, way-back-when.

Me thinketh that the king may have a lisp.

What a tool!!

Wench this old man…

Another monkey wrench gets tossed in the works.

Is that a left handed wrench?

Classic..!

45 years ago I saw a version of this joke when the servent presented a winch.