Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 20, 2023

Just put whipped cream on the second roll and consider yourself on a diet.

Wow pig great job putting yourself on that limit

It’s good for a pig to be fatty.

Pig’s logic is inescapable!!

Give up Goat, Pig’s got ya there!

Mmmm…giant cinnamon rolls.

If you’re in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan (U.P., eh?) around Keweenaw Bay and L’Anse, stop in at Hilltop Family Restaurant to get their cinnamon rolls that are about as big as a child’s head. I’m not kidding…they’re HUGE!

if you exercise enough with the tv remote, you can eat five, but no more.

I’m with Pig!

One third?! How many heads of lettuce will he have to not eat to cancel that out?

Mmmm, cinnamon rolls….drool

At least it’s not smothered in cheese.

More cinnamon rolls, more pork products

Many multivitamins provide well over 100% of the RDA of some of the vitamins they contain.

MATH!!

That means it’s really good. All calories are is just a flavor meter. The more, the better.

you have to respect and admire Pigs self control & discipline….

Be sure to wash it all down with a diet soda.

He’s perfectly proportionate for a pig his age.

Great logic, Pig. I’m with ya.

4 would make you extra healthy

Those cinnamon buns are gloriously sinful, but terribly bad for your diet.

Pig’s pretty logical.

One should know one’s own limits. Ignoring them comes later.

Only a third?

Pig over eats because of his insecurities….burp!

I like Pig’s thinking.

Need to leave room for the bacon cheeseburger.

Goat, he’s a pig. This is what they do.

He’s roll playing.

Garfield considers donuts as medicine. Both sound good to me. : )

Pig is winning this argument!

Two words : Pig Logic

9/10

It is said, how reliably I don’t know, that a major hamburder chain’s attempt to offer ⅓-lb burgers for a marginally higher price was a flop and had to be discontinued, because too many customers reasoned that ⅓ was smaller than ¼, given that 4 is a higher number.

I’d eat five to stay alive.

My favorite cinnamon rolls are 5 inches across and have no frosting. There, I said it.

Just make sure you take a multivitamin with it. You’ll be fine.

His logic is faulty, but I admire it!

I understand your concern/point there Goat, but somedays we NEED giant cinnamon rolls!

Fatten up, @Pig… Make more bacon for us… :D

If they are whole grain, there is at least some redeeming value.

Ironic how many things give you a full days worth of the required vitamins in a single sitting yet we’re supposed to be worried about a third of the reccomended daily calorie intact.

Don’t bother trying to teach him, Goat; that’s just casting gems before pigs.

This was laugh out loud funny for me!

i like pig’s logic!

Just Do Your Own Thing, PIg. You’ll probably outlive Goat by many years!

And still we have people saying calories are the same as calories, sigh.

Don’t tell the Pillsbury Doughboy.

Go big, or go home!!

If the serving size is less than the entire package I don’t want it