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Of course, those who believe the Bible never thought to ask how Noah was feeding all those animals for 40 days and nights. What was he feeding teh carnivores? how could noahâs family possibly have been numerous enough to clean out teh stables of all those animals. The pragmaticlogistics of such a venture were never discussed at all⌠one more reason to disbeleive what one reads in this book (bedises the support of slavery and other bizarre attitudesâŚ)
And they are in an uninvented rubber boat in Sharp Seas.
My galley, chargèd with forgetfulness,Thorough sharp seas in winter nights doth passâTween rock and rock; and eke mine enâmy, alas,That is my lord, steereth with cruelness;And every owre a thought in readiness,As though that death were light in such a case.An endless wind doth tear the sail apaceOf forced sighs and trusty fearfulness.A rain of tears, a cloud of dark disdain,Hath done the weared cords great hinderance;Wreathèd with error and eke with ignorance.The stars be hid that led me to this pain;Drownèd is Reason that should me comfort,And I remain despairing of the port.
Not only enuf chow for thousands upon thousands of different creatures for the 40 days and 40 nights that the rain lasted but also for the many, many days thereafter it took for the waters to recede (wonder where they went?), leaving behind a sodden, drowned wasteland with nothing growing except perhaps some mold. What did they have to eat during all that time? How big was that ark?
Beavers do not eat wood. They eat insects they find in trees. There would have been no insects in the hull of the ark so they wouldnât have chewed it.
Croms almost 2 years ago
Leave it to Beaver
Ratkin Premium Member almost 2 years ago
What an ark hole.
ronaldspence almost 2 years ago
dam Beaver, you were voted off the arkâŚthat bites!
blunebottle almost 2 years ago
Besides, it was gofer wood, not beaver wood.
Bilan almost 2 years ago
Leave it to that beaver.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow almost 2 years ago
Looks like they are in an ARKward possitionâŚ
nosirrom almost 2 years ago
Well someone lodged a complaint. It was shoddy workmanship. The entrance should have been under water.
iggyman almost 2 years ago
You âwoodâ have to do that, didnât you!
Jayalexander almost 2 years ago
I pine for your company.
backyardcowboy almost 2 years ago
It was a knotty problem, but he chewed on it and got the results.
Doug K almost 2 years ago
She seemed sad before, so he asked her, âArk you not happy here?â
She said she wasnât pleased about with their lodgings.
He should have know that he was just supposed to listen â and not just try to fix her dam problem.
Gent almost 2 years ago
How could you not Noah the consequences, god dam it!
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 2 years ago
AZCoyote almost 2 years ago
Beavers donât eat wood.
GentlemanBill almost 2 years ago
And this is why the Catholic church once classified beaver as fish⌠(Look it up).
joe piglet Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Well beavers need to keep their teeth worn down, maybe he needed a wooden tooth âBrushâ
Pogostiks Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Of course, those who believe the Bible never thought to ask how Noah was feeding all those animals for 40 days and nights. What was he feeding teh carnivores? how could noahâs family possibly have been numerous enough to clean out teh stables of all those animals. The pragmaticlogistics of such a venture were never discussed at all⌠one more reason to disbeleive what one reads in this book (bedises the support of slavery and other bizarre attitudesâŚ)
vconard1 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Now thatâs funny!
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Wonder what he ate? Noah is furiously waving his fistâŚ..
DaBump Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Beavers are so well adapted to the life aquatic, I wonder if they were on the ark, or managed to fend for themselves like a lot of other critters.
Jon Schutter almost 2 years ago
benches, at least, were given for a snack later
Frank Burns Eats Worms almost 2 years ago
Heâs got a hull of an appetite.
uniquename almost 2 years ago
And the beavers survived. What did the unicorns do?
johnjoyce almost 2 years ago
I have a silk-screened shirt with a Noahâs Ark on it. And itâs a pair of skunks that have their own dinghy separate from the ark.
LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member almost 2 years ago
It always cracks me up when one of a pair of animals has EYE LASHES, so we know itâs a female ;-)
SavannahJim Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Funny, those are the exact words the Tiger used in the antelope enclosure.
the lost wizard almost 2 years ago
The starboard side of the ark appears to be seriously overly laden. :)
sandflea almost 2 years ago
Definitely up s*** creek without a paddle.
zeexenon almost 2 years ago
And they are in an uninvented rubber boat in Sharp Seas.
My galley, chargèd with forgetfulness,Thorough sharp seas in winter nights doth passâTween rock and rock; and eke mine enâmy, alas,That is my lord, steereth with cruelness;And every owre a thought in readiness,As though that death were light in such a case.An endless wind doth tear the sail apaceOf forced sighs and trusty fearfulness.A rain of tears, a cloud of dark disdain,Hath done the weared cords great hinderance;Wreathèd with error and eke with ignorance.The stars be hid that led me to this pain;Drownèd is Reason that should me comfort,And I remain despairing of the port.
Sir Thomas Wyatt
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Not only enuf chow for thousands upon thousands of different creatures for the 40 days and 40 nights that the rain lasted but also for the many, many days thereafter it took for the waters to recede (wonder where they went?), leaving behind a sodden, drowned wasteland with nothing growing except perhaps some mold. What did they have to eat during all that time? How big was that ark?
Lablubber almost 2 years ago
In the meantime someone should check on what the woodchucks are up to.
bobbyferrel almost 2 years ago
Shouldnât have been eating it anyway. Itâs gopher wood.
T... almost 2 years ago
It took a while and having to carefully see all the details of the drawing to get it. Got it, now funnyâŚ
Angry Indeed Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Beavers are so darn gnawty!
comicalUser almost 2 years ago
It isnât funny if you know a thing or two about beaver. Unless, of course, there is completely raw, unmilled wood? Looks pretty plane to me.
Alicia1955 almost 2 years ago
Beavers do not eat wood. They eat insects they find in trees. There would have been no insects in the hull of the ark so they wouldnât have chewed it.