Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 12, 2023

Gardy loo!

He’s just met Loo-tenant Squirrel.

so i wonder if they have a tiny little roll of toilet paper in there or if they have a bidet kind of thingamabob.

Private Lou doesn’t like to be disturbed.

Squirrels are a little squirrelly about their privacy. You think?

Yet another scene adapted from the lives of Barry Sonnenfeld and Susan Ringo when they were kids.

How would you feel if someone was taking pictures of you while you were doing that?

¡Ocupado!

private provo privy.

Exclusivity in the rodent world; by invitation only.

As a boy, I remember watching a squirrel eat a black walnut I would have needed a hammer to crack. All the demonstration I needed to say any animal that can bite through that shell can make its point short of biting me.

Moral: Never get between an angry squirrel who really needs to go and the bathroom door. A very large angry squirrel.

And thats why squirrels skip to my loo.

Sort of like the secret door to the secret lounge at Disney Land. But more squirrely.

oh! I thought she said “there’s a bad moon on the rise”

Too much curiosity could bring unexpected results.

Never try to photograph someone while they are in the loo.

one two, skip to my lou, three four, lock the door

Loo-y loo-I, oh squirrelly, where gah go?

Man, that washroom attendant has a wicked right jab!

Now I know why Secret Squirrel was so secret

The squirrel standing behind Jeffrey has his arms crossed- always a bad sign.

We had a problem with squirrels getting on our deck digging in potted plants and pooping on the rail.

Tomorrow,we answer the long-asked question—“Do squirrels tip washroom attendants?”

Squirrels can be quite aggressive when their territory is invaded.

They don’t want anyone to know where it’s been squirreled away.

Yup, one man’s scientific inquiry is another man’s peeping tom. What a maroon!

Wherein Jeffrey learns you sometimes have to suffer in the name of scientific discovery,