Herman by Jim Unger for May 18, 2023

He had to kill her because she had eyes.

The verdict is in: Not guilty.

not enough? duh…

Ah, an insanity plea

Hey – that’s a thousand words of testimony right there , Bub…er, Your Honor.

“Look at her. … Did you look at her? Don’t you see it?”

Take my wife. Please!

A picture is worth a thousand words.

That’s all that’s needed!

‘Nuf said

That’s more than enough; a picture or photo is worth more than a thousand words. Not guilty! And now I have that George Harrison song in my head. May as well put on the album!

A sensible judge would empathize. Probably has a similar face at his dinner table.

Legally speaking…enuff said!

Talk about a photo bomb.

The defense rests!

A picture is worth a thousand words!

Should be self explanatory..

Everyone has the right to be ugly, but she is abusing it.

And with the right jury. . .

Vivid almost beyond comprehension.

Isn’t that enough?

He must have been drunk when he married her

The jury would have to be all male

That’s enough! Henpecking will drive you to do things you can’t imagine…

He killed Dame Edna?

This is the homely thing he brought with him.

HOW TO FORM A SYMPATHETIC JURY

Chapter One……

I’d say he has a pretty good case.

Need he say anything else?

“My mother… let me tell you about my mother”

‘Case closed.’

That looks like a clear cut case of justifiable homicide!