Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 22, 2023

Because this is Boston, and by all rights, you should be road kill by now.

Hope the bar/pub has snacks, I’m feeling a bit peckish.

Two chickens crossing the road? Who wouldve thunk it?

Stewed chicken, yum.

Because they are drunk.

i have never, ever, in all my days, ever heard the question posed with more than one chicken involved. And i always figured she crossed the road because she was alone and therefore seeking company.

However, have you ever wondered why the punk rocker crossed the road?

(ǝɔɐɟ sᴉɥ oʇ pǝuuᴉd ʎʇǝɟɐs uǝʞɔᴉɥɔ ɐ pɐɥ ǝɥ ǝsnɐɔǝq)

I’ve always understood that chickens crossed the road to prove to the possums et al. that it could be done…

What? The chicken and the egg?

Just egging you on

Texas joke:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove to the armadillo that it CAN be done

I always wondered, which chicken, which road, which day…

Hey, Wiley! Which of the bars is serving wings today?

Birds of a feather cross together.

Good one. Thank you Wiley.

i’m calling a fowl

… To buy a pint for Andy Capp. Oi! Dilly! Dilly!

Best comic to support this joke I ever saw. Showed a motorcycle cop writing a jaywalking ticket for a chicken. In sheer frustration, he shouts, OK! OK! I’ll throw away the ticket if you’ll just tell me WHY!!

You know, now that I think about it, I’ve never seen a chicken cross a road in my lifle.

Perfect Monday morning start for the week

Jeopardy Category: Real Answers to Riddles

Clue: That’s where the bar was.

It’s Jo Anne Worley Appreciation Night.

To get away from Colonel Sanders

Well, the question remains, pub or bar?

People might remember why, if you would spring for a round now and then.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?

A. I wish we could stop questioning the motivations of chickens.

So Grey Goose or Wild Turkey?

People are usually going the other way and staggering…

I never wasted a second wondering. Come to think of it I don’t remember ever seeing a chicken cross a road.

Heard this the other day:

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, plays in a mud puddle, then re-crosses the road?

A dirty double-crosser.

Aah, a nice, relaxing time in the pub or the bar. A cold draft beer, an order of chicken wings, maybe a bit of dessert…heaven. Can you tell I haven’t been out of the house for a while?

Years ago, in Charlottetown, PEI the hospital is near the river and park area with a walking trail. We watched a fox cross the road using a crosswalk!

Trying to get back across the street after closing is another story. :)

okay… can’t resist: Why did the egg cross the street? …it had the inclination. … I’ll show myself out.

I would have thought the Pub would be on one side of the street and the Bar on the other. The chicken crossed the road to get to the other drinks.

They better be careul, it may be Wings Night

I guess they need a pick-me-up to be screaming cock-a-doodle-do at 5 in the morning.

I guess the chickens must live on the other side of the road. Why would they ever be on the other side if the bars are all on this side?

OK. Who greenlighted this joke?

I always enjoy this ’toon — LOLOL

Once I get there, you won’t hear a peep out of me!

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? No guts.

Why did the duck cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off.

Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road? To get to the other slide. And…

Why did the mafioso cross the road? Hey, I didn’t tell the grand jury, you think I’m tellin’ youse?

This is quite clever.

Why does a chicken cross the road?

They wouldn’t get anywhere if they circled the road.

But the Pub and the Bar are 2 separate buildings. Oh great, now we have a new dilemma!!!

This is accurate. I lived on Maui for 10 years. Upcountry has a high feral chicken population. My town had several cafés. The chickens mooched, and crossed the road to mooch at the cafés on the other side.