Close to Home by John McPherson for May 24, 2023

Must be how Taylor Swift started out!

this could really catch on!

Poor guy won’t be able to show his face there again. Will have to find a new job.

Classy.

Subtle ‘R’ Us.

And that was his first girlfriend…think he’ll want to try again?

At least he got closure.

“I used to want you dead, but now I only want you gone.” — GLaDOS

That’s what texts are for! Although it’s a deplorable way to break up with someone.

Here at Autocorrect, we were asked to review a new addition to historically customary wedding vows.

“to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till the first fart…”

We don’t see a problem here, but we’re still researching that last part for any future corrections.

— Your friends at Autocorrect

It’s an option, but it’s not a nice option.

I’ve seen worse.

Ghosting seems to be more popular option currently.

Okay, I think I see the future of Uber here.

The fact that she doesn’t have the guts to tell him face to face says a lot about HER. Lack of communication appears to have been the cause. He is better off.

Ah the sadistic smirks on everyone else’s faces…

“Ghosting” Thats the answer!

Everyone else seems to be getting into this. They could make money by giving advance notice and selling tickets.

As opposed to this more direct approach – https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2023/05/24

Oh get serious, today people get hired, and fired by social media, as well as getting together and breaking up on social media. No one is going to spend the money for a break-up-gram, when they have an app for that.

So much for “It’s not you; it’s me…”

How can I miss you if you won’t go away.

Another Adele feel good favourite. :)

Couldn’t have been more obvious huh?

How embarrasing, in front of the whole office, good thing he got rid of her…

Cute…

Ask her if she’s free tonight and take her out for a beautiful evening. Touche……

The worse part is she visited Bleeb first, hence why hes gone.

At the end, she does the splits.

This could get embarrassing if it was delivered to the wrong person.

Gotta love that skirt! Thinking about you, Bleeb! :)

Should be a heavier grammer. Then it would be a hurly-burly.

Does that really make it better for the victim?