Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 09, 2023

Probably a restraining order from the French girl.

Was it addressed to La Goon?

LeGal is wrong. He’s not being Sue. Pig is simply being Pig.

De Gaulle of her.

That should be “La Gal”!

No use per-sue-ing this relationship Pig.

I can’t imagine Pig in court!

Sued? So le gal is named Sue?

Also, “le” is the masculine article. Perhaps it was that fellow with his face on the beer cans?

Last French girl I knew took my wallet, my watch and my passport!

Was that legal brief brief?

I couldn’t understand a word… I thought it was French… :D

Wha?! Who would sue a nice guy like Pig?!

In the words of Sean Connery, “Letitsnow”.

Well, it would be La Gal, since it’s a She…

Just about every woman you constantly and hopelessly peruse will use legal matters to get away from you.

Pig is always in hopes of some sort of success with a female.

Poor clueless Pig! Should have stuck with PIGITA!

Anyone remember Le Car? Cute little things

Then she would be la gal, le being male

I’m a sucker for those doe eyes too

That just opens a Can a dians

Who sues a pig?!

Again? Has he been sued multiple times?

Now Pig will think Sue is Le Gal (snare sound, please).

What in the heck could sweet, sweet Piggy get sued fo-oh! Probably forcing the closure of an all-you-can fondue resturant.

And say hello to Madame la Guillotine.

It’s a good thing in the comic world that tomorrow all is forgotten and he will start over with a clean slate.

Go easy on Pig. His ego is Fra-Gil-E.

Luckily your roommate is a lawyer.

Does this mean that the local singles in my area aren’t non-fattening?

The 1st panel, I kept seeing that scene in “The Jerk” with the new phone book being delivered. “The new phone book is here! The new phone book is here! Navin R. Johnson. Finally I’m somebody!”

Pig, it would be “LA Gal” if she were real, and French. “Le” is masculine, “la” is feminine, and “les” is plural of both.

Since it’s in the news a lot these days, I’m a little worried that Pig’s pen-pal has gender affirmation issues.

looks like Stephan got another letter…

“Le Gal” doesn’t know her native language’s genders and grammar.

But since she’s just a figment of Pig’s own over-eager, overwhelming misunderstanding, it doesn’t really matter (except to Pig)….

Are the letters from Le Gal addressed to Le Pig?