Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 19, 2023

Played by Dennis Hopper

Jacking rabbit

What’s up, Doc?

At least it’s not a bad HEIR day.

Well, that’s no ordinary rabbit! That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! Look, that rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide! It’s a killer!

Wallet: Hare today, gone tomorrow.

He’s definitely not a Krishna.

“Give me all your produce and no one gets hurt!”

Judging by the amount he/she has consumer, I’ suggest ‘it’ couldn’t hit anything it aimed at.

Looks like Bob’s already been to the barber’s …

But will the Herr lose any support?

Is that the rabbit who attacked Jimmy Carter?

Hare raising.

Psssst, wanna buy a watch?

Seems his purpose is a little fuzzy.

Perpetuating the stereotypical myth….why is it the gray hare is always the bad guy. Some of us look good gray.

“Your carrots or your life!”

long pause

“Well?”

“I’m thinking.”

HAR HAR HAR! (Or rather, HARE HARE HARE!)

The bunny learned from the Wiley Bears.

“Night of the Lupus 1972? General Woundwort [Watership Down, 1972 book, 1978 film]? Harvey [1952 Jimmy Stewart film]?

BUNNY!

He must be the American cousin of the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog…

That’s definitely a bad hare!

I suppose the easter bunny has to have a side gig to buy all the die for all those eggs. The bunny givith and the hare taketh away.

He needs a Holy Hand Grenade.

Must be in Minneapolis.

The Energizer bunny after everyone switched to rechargeable batteries.

Wiley’s bears couldn’t make it?

A loaded lapin flashing a loaded magnum with a hare trigger: Yikes.

Now I miss an old web comic entitled “Ends ’N Means” which featured a rabbit like that.

Looks like one of the Overboard rabbits has moved on to “bigger and better things”.

Hare today Gun tomorrow

does that gun have a hare trigger?

Tough day. Bad hare day and bad pun day on the same day. :)

Bob needs the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

I do believe this is a rerun from long ago. I remember cutting this out of a newspaper for a friend named Bob who was always fussing aboout his hair.

Since they breed like bunnies, soon our major cities will be surrounded by gangs of hares

I’m surprised Warner never used that one for a Bugs Bunny title. Maybe the expression is too new.

BadBunny…

Clearly a Jack rabbit, and he’s about to be jacked!