Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for July 10, 2023

Miles and Kevin have been playing strictly little league. Time to step up to the plate, boys.

I wonder who normally drives the other two cars.

I mean fireworks could work too but gokarts are more fun

Now they got some sweet rides.

YES GO KARTS. YES.

Oooo, so shiny!

I hope there’s a fifth go-kart so they can form go-kart Voltron.

Okay, I take it back: this isn’t an IT parody. It’s a Fast & Furious parody. Now we wait as somebody make an “It’s all about family” speech.

I don’t think the Hulk there (I don’t think we ever got his name, did we?) will fit behind the wheel of one of those. Do we need another recruit? Will physics be darned and he’ll magically fit? Tune in tomorrow – same Bat time, same Bat website.

They’re gonna bring down Old Jingles in style.

This is gonna be FUN!

This is actually the plot summary of the next Fast and Furious movie.

Four great expressions in last panel!!

Ah yes, the days before everyone had garage door openers.

Why is this 20-something guy hanging around with these kids?

Four of them! What a coinkydinky!

Yowza! Sweet!

“Ka-ching!”

So how is zooming around Jingles in go-karts going to stop him?

The Fast and the Inglorious.

I must be getting old… my first thought was of Kevin & Miles zooming down the street in Mohawks and leather, Road Warrior style.

Something tells me there’s gonna be a catch for Kevin and Miles to be able to drive them. Has the name of the big kid who’s been talking to them ever been revealed?

Time to get their motor running.

That is my husband’s dream come true, to own some go-karts and a track.