B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 20, 2023

Hey—my name’s not Bill!

I see they all have a Thagomizer.

Evolution at work……

My bald grandfather had a t-shirt that said: God gave some people a beautiful head. The rest he gave hair.

Very kind of them to be thinking about his sensitive feelings. They don’t make dinosaurs like they used to.

How do you know he just didn’t shave iot off so he didn’t have to comb it every morning?

They’d certainly appreciate the tonsorial trend of the past 3 decades. Baldness is no longer a subject one can avoid but some days sunglasses help.

I LOVE IT! Years ago a friend of mine was in a bad wreck, Bruises, scrapes, stitches and bandages everywhere. He looked ROUGH! On the wall above his hospital bed was a piece of paper that said Call Me Thag. Far Side fans could be instantly recognized when they came in to the room!

Hair today, gone tomorrow,

Bill: “You know they say bald dinos make better lovers…”

If Bill is self conscious he can take a tip from Colin…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDKSyilX6k0

A John Travoltasarus.

Maybe ‘he’ has two X chromosomes. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

I thought he was just younger!

Insult to Injury:

In my increasingly flesh-colored hairstyle, my hairs are turning white… just before they fall out…

Huh. Is it bad that I have a sudden urge to ask Bill what their pronouns are?

It happens to all of us so we’ll get ours one day!

Going bald is tough, and dino just what he’s going through.

Dandruff is bad but when those plates fall off, you can kill somebody

looks a bit defenseless

When my dog and I are visiting patients in their rooms in the hospital, I have to remember to read their charts on the wall first if they are quite elderly. Men and women are easily confused at advanced ages when all are dressed the same in hospital gowns. I have made a mistake once or twice so I am extra careful now. All white hair, receding hairline, same gown and blankets usually pulled up. No make up, no hairstyling, darkish rooms sometimes. I really don’t want to offend anyone. We are there to bring some happiness to their day.

Well Bill lost his defense but he still has his offense.

This was the 1950s Plymouth model without the fins.

He looks more like he is spikeless rather than hairless. Or if that is hair I would sure hate to be his barber. Have to use a chainsaw on it.