Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 02, 2023

At least they get to use the same restroom, instead of having one on top of the other.

CEO’s pet project

That’s pretty low

When you know your company boss is a dog lover.

At least it’s not a litter box.

Do the junior execs just back into the hole and leave a present on the other side?

Junior executives are expected to enter on their hands and knees and grovel?? Seems only reasonable, really …

could be an interesting spectator sport if the Ex.R.R. is unisex.

This used to be a witty cartoon.

Class is over rated…oy

I worked for a major bank for a few years, they had vice presidents, senior vice presidents and executive vice presidents. I don’t think there were any junior vice presidents.

What’s on the other side. A fire hydrant?

That guy must be ‘middle management’ as there doesn’t seem to be another door that will fit him.

Ouch.

Keep your dignity and go where the commoners go

I knew a contractor who met this condition & was referred to as “just another rented dog” by our owner, who then asked me to show him the door (Marrying a client’s Purchase Agent is NOT the way to expand your business !).

Wow, now that’s a clearly expressed message!

There is a separate rest room for Pee Ons… ;)

Anyone remember the Disney movie “The barefoot Executive”?

Better to be a junior executive than a senior manager. Right?

The senior execs have to climb through the top slot??

ug

One reason we’re moving away from handshakes.

Well,dogs make great junior execs…but how do you train a cat?

For those who didn’t get the reference to the original, here’s a summary of …

 Abraham Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs

1. Biological (air, food, drink, shelter, warmth, sex, sleep)

2. Safety (protection, security, order, law, limits, stability)

3. Belongingness (family, affection, love, relationships, camaraderie, teamwork)

4. Esteem (achievement, status, responsibility, reputation)

5. Self-actualization (personal growth and fulfillment)

 “A satisfied need is no longer a motivator.”

Reminds me of the old Army cartoon showing two outhouses, one stacked on top of the other. The top one was labelled Officers and the bottom was labelled Enlisted.

Not all junior execs will fit.

There are weight and agility requirements for junior execs.

Having to squat will enhance the elimination process for the junior execs. Meanwhile the senior executives will remain full of s. . .t.

Doggy door?