Ralph is eating a heavenly piece of cloud, but Dave is at the crossroads….St Peter is giving him grief…is there anywhere we don’t have to verify who we are?
“Chatted” with cell phone provider yesterday. Said I could not text and wondered what was wrong. She said she needed to text me a security code before she could help! They don’t even read !!!!
Superfrog over 1 year ago
And that’s why smart watches are a good idea.
C over 1 year ago
As helpful as any other religious prescription
Gent over 1 year ago
So why he allowed to take clothes eh.
Zykoic over 1 year ago
You reside in the Cloud……
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator over 1 year ago
Same problem on Earth. I hate how you’re expected to authenticate yourself with THEIR rules. No alternate method is acceptable, either.
BigBoy over 1 year ago
Check all the squares with traffic lights. What about pieces of traffic lights and poles spilling over to other squares, do those count ?
Imagine over 1 year ago
And then you still have to prove you are not a robot.
unfair.de over 1 year ago
But you have clothes? What sense does that make?
unfair.de over 1 year ago
Seems not the pearly gates, but the first circle of hell.
zerotvus over 1 year ago
Sounds like my union for the wife’s benefits!!!!!!
Doug K over 1 year ago
Actually, we just need to have someone here confirm your identity.
… And … Has the debt for all your sins been paid for?
Do you know someone here who can vouch for that?
noktar Premium Member over 1 year ago
In the other world we will need our smartphones much more
rdav1248961 Premium Member over 1 year ago
It wouldn’t be heaven if phones were allowed in.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 1 year ago
The descent begins.
William Bednar Premium Member over 1 year ago
The ultimate “Catch 22”.
Kaputnik over 1 year ago
I can recommend an alternative destination that requires no ID at all.
Actually, we were sending you there all along. If you really belonged here, we wouldn’t be pulling this 2FA nonsense.
mfoldude Premium Member over 1 year ago
Yahweh, Allah, Zeus, Alexa,… Yep
Dobie Premium Member over 1 year ago
Isn’t heaven gonna have biometrics… or is it just all wings and hospital gowns?
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Ralph is eating a heavenly piece of cloud, but Dave is at the crossroads….St Peter is giving him grief…is there anywhere we don’t have to verify who we are?
You would think this place would know! ☺️
petecocker over 1 year ago
“Chatted” with cell phone provider yesterday. Said I could not text and wondered what was wrong. She said she needed to text me a security code before she could help! They don’t even read !!!!
Howard'sMyHero over 1 year ago
Two factor authorizations have doubled the fun of entry …
NOT!
Bex Premium Member over 1 year ago
Why does God need to confirm anyone’s identity? I was taught he created everybody and knows everything.
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
“How about your great-great-greatmother’s maiden name? She’s right here; we can check.”
zeexenon over 1 year ago
OK, I’ll just go back and get it. And, while I’m there, I’ll just step out of the way of the bus.
T... over 1 year ago
Curse Google and his 2 factor authentication…
LOLBeth over 1 year ago
Fooled you — it’s actually Hell.
pat sandy creator over 1 year ago
his phone also died so 2-factor won’t help.
wildlandwaters over 1 year ago
going down!
Cerabooge over 1 year ago
Welcome to The Good Place.
paullp Premium Member over 1 year ago
“No, moron, that’s a ‘you’ problem — you and the other idiots who set up the rules.” (I do not suffer fools gladly.)