Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 29, 2023

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    Randy B Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Long Pork Loaf, an old Sawney Bean clan recipe.

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    Superfrog  over 1 year ago

    He was ill-bred and crusty and just loafed around the house. But he was easy to slice.

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    Bill Thompson  over 1 year ago

    “And like all his ideas, he’s only half-baked!”

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    lopaka  over 1 year ago

    Herbert Crocker I presume?

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    tudza Premium Member over 1 year ago

    One and the same

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    Daeder  over 1 year ago

    He likes to loaf around the house.

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    FLIGHT SUIT  over 1 year ago

    He’s dead, and you’re about to take a bite out of him.

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    markkahler52  over 1 year ago

    At least he made SOME amount of bread!

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    davidob  over 1 year ago

    We didn’t call him the eight hour loaf for nothing.

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    The Old Wolf  over 1 year ago

    That loaf is looking rather ashen

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    samuli creator over 1 year ago

    “The name’s Loaf. Herb Loaf.”

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 1 year ago

    Hubby John had 6 over 51 days.

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    goboboyd  over 1 year ago

    The only time ol’ Herb was a prize winner.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    This is Mrs Oona Goosepimple…the great, great granddaughter of *Sweeney Todd! She was always a great cook and her specialty was hand pies……she always made them for the ladies auxiliary at the church when they had festivals and or celebrations. ☺️

    *Sweeney Todd was finally caught when the smell from the decomposing remains left under the St. Dunstan church got so bad that parishioners could no longer stand it and an investigation was conducted. Todd was eventually tried and hung ☹️

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  over 1 year ago

    A Betty Rubble Crocker Recipe. The bible of kitchen cook book’s, yes sir Herbert, you are welcome.

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    wrytercat  over 1 year ago

    She lovingly spent quite a lot of time & strength grinding up dem bones!

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  over 1 year ago

    File in the middle for the prison breakout. Hack saw said the blind man on the pot.

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    pat sandy creator over 1 year ago

    Herb is toast…or will be.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  over 1 year ago

    Tarzan tell Jane and chimpanzee, “Banana Bread Baked better than licking the wood spoon of lion King as I amm King of jungle”.

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I ain’t buyin’ it (the necklace (are those Herb’s teeth?), the (to quote Nickelback) “evil smile”, and the blue ribbon from the Associated Daughters of Early American Witches are all clues that Denmark is not the only place where something is rotten)

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    Linguist  over 1 year ago

    Mrs. Lovett was a waste not-want not sort of cook. Her late husband, Herbert, being the stout fellow he was, provided many tasty meals for their friends and neighbors.

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    3hourtour Premium Member over 1 year ago

    …you are what you eat…

    …so Herbert is a hamloaf…

    …me…

    …Vienna sausages every work day…

    ..different flavors, though…

    …yea! The shortage is finally over…

    …and yogurt…

    …different flavors, Teresa, too…

    …and rice crispy treats…

    …the chocolate and/or strawberry are hard to find…

    …but worth it…

    …unlike chocolate bars or other treats…

    …they don’t melt in your pocket…

    …so they are good to carry to break…

    …today…

    …hot & spicy with key lime…plain rice crispy…

    …if I am what I eat…

    …I am a junk food junkie…

    …with a side order of lame…

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    ChukLitl Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Fee fi fo fum.

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    INGSOC   over 1 year ago

    Ris de veau; Sweetbread

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 1 year ago

    Arsenic and old stale bread …!

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    coltish1  over 1 year ago

    She told him she’d make something out of him.

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    willie_mctell  over 1 year ago

    A hearty loaf with strong umami overtones.

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    Chris Sherlock  over 1 year ago

    Herb was the greatest thing since sliced bread.

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    artjohn42  over 1 year ago

    That gave me a real “Twilight Zone” vibe.

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    6turtle9  over 1 year ago

    Herbert rhymes with sherbet, and I am sad there is no blue today. Not even in the ribbon. This AI thing isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

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    ericlscott creator over 1 year ago

    That is one evil grin.

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    painedsmile  over 1 year ago

    Freudian slip.

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    painedsmile  over 1 year ago

    Soylent Hubert.

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    Amanda El-Dweek creator over 1 year ago

    Ope, haha!!

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    Yes, yes, we all understand exactly what you mean, Mrs. Todd. After all, you are the Demoness Baker of Fleet Street! I gather you and HerbertLoaf inherited the old barbershop business from great-uncle Sweeney?

    Tradition is a wonderful thing. Tasty, too.

    Fresh, buttered Herbert, with a tomato slice, ham, mustard, and cheese. AttaPoorboy, Herb!

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    Imagine  over 1 year ago

    Burp.

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    Allison "Big Al, the gal" Garwood creator over 1 year ago

    She’s a gold digger. She married him for the bread. HAW! … is this thing on?

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