Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 11, 2023

Is R. Bolling being prophetic?

I hope to hell not.

Love the single tear tat below his left eye. That is some serious gangsta street cred there.

From headline to punchline, a laugh on every panel!

The prison food seems to be making his hair thicker.

You know he doesn’t actually lift those weights. But that orange face: yeah.

Gotta love Rudy in the background. AND the teardrop tat, except he shouldn’t already have had it at his inaugural.

Is that Mike Pence, on the other side of the glass, on the phone?

First of all, that loser is too much of a wuss to get tattoos, so those must be permanent marker.

Second of all, I knew that season 2 of the trump presidency would be better than season 1, and no one believed me. Give america heck, you fat orange chud! Loser. Idiot. Moron. Loser.

I’m just stunned to see blobbo at a weight bench.

Unfortunately, I can actually see him doing this.

His followers would love it. Look at the latest bozo to die for him in Provo.

I’m actually looking forward to all this happening.

Possibly the best TDB ever.

See, this stuff is brilliant, but would be better with clip art (if he did use clip art) all the above comments for the most part are awesome. So everyone who reads this strip knows whats what. I can guarantee that if a Maga came across this script they would not get it or worse their heads would explode. A different effect of the koolaid factor. People exploding at their computers would be blame on spontaneous combustion.

Well, at least none of his new advisers could be as unqualified as his vile spawn.

Someone just said, to build a nice new prison for the T gang, start a GoFundMe and you’ll have the money in a day

Trump has the most limited vocabulary of anyone who has served as president. I’m sure even Martin Van Buren spoke better English even though his first language was Dutch. But describing a phone call as “perfect” was incongruous then and still is.

Trump is not a “perfect” traitor, but he is a complete traitor. As for the other comments: yep, no real tats, bound to be a Sharpie. True, Traitor Trump is a lifelong coward (one reason his own father couldn’t stand the weasel), and would never stab anybody himself. (He even makes his caddies do his cheating for him on the golf course!) The only thing Traitor Trump can life is stolen classified documents—or the wallets of the members of his cult, who insist on sending money to that worthless piece of walking manure.

Surely he could have done better than mackerel.

All too believable EXCEPT for Trump taking care of a snitch himself. Well maybe – if the guy was a 90 year old blind and deaf lifer.

I want to watch the Ex-POTUS, now BLOTUS (Biggest Liar Of The United States), do just two things on a Golf Course: Play a round WITHOUT cheating, AND walk the 18 holes with an old fashioned pull cart!

He could not do either one! The first is something he mentally CANNOT do, since he has CHEATED and LIED his entire life, and the second?? He’d keel over from a Stroke or Heart Attack before the 4th Fairway!!

Maybe swap out the tins of mackerel for 500 Bacon Double Quarter Pounders?

This is a fantasy; Trump would never mix with the general population and be in a sequestered supermax prison where there is no general population.

The Big/White House?

47-2023. Surrounded by admirers and his last administration.

What does Russia have to do with anything?

Vlad landed on Gitmo with the Donald and the Russians didn’t want him back.

FINALLY! A picture of Rudy looking like his normal self;)

Whoever pulls the short straw gets to do the cavity search.