Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for September 12, 2023

true dat

And who says you can’t buy happiness?

From spelled backwards is MORF.

I knew I was doing something wrong…

I’m not sure that worked for me. I ate more chocolate when I wasn’t single than I do now that I am not and I’m happier now.

Even chocolate bars sometimes contain nuts. What is happiness without an occasional crunch for contrast?

Chocolate and coffee!

Or … Happiness comes from your relationship with chocolate.

I know one woman who does not like chocolate: my niece. She didn’t even like it as a child. We’re keeping our eye on her.

Aunty, that’s not happiness, that’s just your form of drug addiction.

I’m not exactly comfortable with the word “taken”… ☺

I do agree that happiness comes from chocolate, don’t get me wrong, but it’s easier to be a grump when you’re alone.

If you consider a relationship ‘taken’, you are doing it wrong.

If you can, be good.If you can’t be good, have fun.If you can’t have fun, sleep.

Amen!

ME, can’t live without my daily chocolate. If you haven’t had this type, run to your nearest chocolate supplier and request they stock it, Labooko. It is all single source chocolate, and in various strengths. Out of Austria, and even the packaging is beautiful.

Now you tell me.

Sounds like a little misdirection.

Dark chocolate with a red wine Blend.

I think sometimes Aunty forgets that she is married to Walt.

That’s why I have 3 containers of Ovaltine in my kitchen cabinet and a gallon of milk in the refrigerator.