Close to Home by John McPherson for September 02, 2023

If you know what’s good for you.

Oh God, not again

Omeleto

https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=CmQneYZvTlM&pp=ygUbY2dpIGFuaW1hdGVkIHNob3J0IGZpbG0gZ29k

We don´t need more fallen angels.

Deja vu all over again and again and again…

Why does God need glasses?

Typical dictatorship. Next thing you know you have worship Him. You know He spies on you. Keeps a ledger of your actions.

Oh Bleeb…that’s not the place to be looking up people’s robes!

If he’s an employee, who is the employer?

God only wears those glasses because he thinks they make him look more omniscient.

He does it all.

Bleeb should have a little halo and glassed for this one! :)

All have sinned and fall short of the glory of Employee of the Month.

I still ain’t wearin’ a hospital gown… the cotton candy’s a nice touch, though.

It’s funny because in reality God wants to share His glory with people who don’t deserve it.

It’s rigged, I just know it!

I wonder if angels have a retirement plan. Do they literally work till they die? They had a war. They can die. You know, never mind.

Way to finish the week Bleeb, back in heaven with a heavenly view.

Ummm….God’s not an employee. He’s the owner.

He did all the work so….

So, God is merely a paid employee? Wonder who hired him and pays his salary (or maybe he’s hourly.)

Cherub you guys, maybe you’ll get it next month!

I’m pretty sure God doesn’t wear glasses.

Well, he did say “Thou shall put no others before me”

Capt. Kirk: What does God need with a starship? – Star Trek V The Final Frontier.

“On your knees, NOW (and for eternity), or it’s the down elevator for the lot of you! And why am I not hearing endless hosannah’s out of your ungrateful pie holes, eh?”

There is no icon for I don’t like today’s comic, so “-” will have to do…

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Looks like Bleeb’s voting for his curly-haired brunette for October.

Dotard Dump appearing at the RNC…

Most owners and executives of larger organizations take themselves out of this sort of recognition game. Or does god have an inferiority complex and need constant adulation?

He has a perfect record….

How can he be an employee?

If God is a woman, what’s with the beard?

Cotton candy flooring? Heavenly!