I was at Universal Studios in Orlando when one of their team members ask us why Florida theme parks are obsessed with getting their guests wet with surprise water sources. The answer was “Because we can’t set them on fire…”
In reality, Florida state law permits theme parks to soak guests without their permission or consent. Since the same authorization is not provided for fire, theme parks can only use water.
I note from the orientation of the bistro’s name on the window that they’re probably sitting at an outdoor table. The humidity is probably better inside if it’s air-conditioned.
Years and years ago, my family visited Florida. The weather would go from blindinglly-bright-heat-lamp-hot to muggy and cold and back again withing hours.
Charliegirl Premium Member 9 months ago
Naw. It’s DeSantis.
Ratkin 9 months ago
It’s not on her bucket list.
Doctor Toon 9 months ago
Oh Mickey what a pity you don’t understand
I simply can’t afford to take my kids to Disneyland
You pay to park the car and you pay to get inside
You pay for all the food and you pay to take a ride
It’s mice like you Mickey
I’m not a fool Mickey, fool Mickey
Won’t pay your prices Mickey
Oh Mickey
ronaldspence 9 months ago
Stay away from Splash Mountain!
iggyman 9 months ago
DisneyLAND might be drier!
Doug K 9 months ago
Dorothy “stole” her word/line. The witch was supposed to say
“It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity, my pretty.”
PraiseofFolly 9 months ago
Right, (broom) stick to Witch Mountain.
JoeStoppinghem Premium Member 9 months ago
It’s not the hatred, it’s the stupidity.
phritzg Premium Member 9 months ago
If she drank a glass of ice water, would it melt right through her and make a mess on the floor?
jel354 9 months ago
Throwing water on those plans.
enigmamz 9 months ago
Oh, what a world! WHAT A WORLD!!!
David in Webb Premium Member 9 months ago
Something’s wrong – check out what’s coming out her nose.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 9 months ago
Everyone talks about the weather but no one does anything about it, even in Emerald City! Where’s that good for nothing loafer of a wizard?
Gameguy49 Premium Member 9 months ago
If I want to spend $Thousands$ I’ll go to a Taylor Swift concert. Wait a minute, NO I WON’T do that either.
DM2860 9 months ago
I think the rain just might kill her.
Cozmik Cowboy 9 months ago
My mother would tell us “It’s just rain; you won’t melt” – until she got tired of my chemist dad responding “No – but you might dissolve.”
Melt – reaction to heat. Dissolve – reaction to liquid. Not interchangeable.
paranormal 9 months ago
When did Dorothy and the Wicked Witch have coffee together???
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 9 months ago
She meant that literally
Frank Burns Eats Worms 9 months ago
Too much of their coffee and you’ll become the Whizzer of Oz.
cldisme 9 months ago
I was at Universal Studios in Orlando when one of their team members ask us why Florida theme parks are obsessed with getting their guests wet with surprise water sources. The answer was “Because we can’t set them on fire…”
In reality, Florida state law permits theme parks to soak guests without their permission or consent. Since the same authorization is not provided for fire, theme parks can only use water.
Harumph… Lawyers.
uniquename 9 months ago
She’d be fine in Arizona.
WCraft Premium Member 9 months ago
If only I had a dollar for everytime I heard someone say that in the midwest.
Richard S Russell Premium Member 9 months ago
I note from the orientation of the bistro’s name on the window that they’re probably sitting at an outdoor table. The humidity is probably better inside if it’s air-conditioned.
zeexenon 9 months ago
Driving with pop, we came upon a dead deer. Loaded it into the trunk, but the butcher said it was green. ‘Learned it’s bad to eat green meat.
SavannahJim Premium Member 9 months ago
I forget, Is the Wicked Witch of the West a friend of Dorothy?
Phoenix83 9 months ago
Years and years ago, my family visited Florida. The weather would go from blindinglly-bright-heat-lamp-hot to muggy and cold and back again withing hours.
Zebrastripes 9 months ago
Humidity, rain and drizzle OH MY!
NoSleepTil_BKLYN 9 months ago
Bob Iger Be Loco!
Laurie Stoker Premium Member 9 months ago
Truer words were never spoken. I know this from personal experience in Florida.
Thehag 9 months ago
Bless your heart, you think there’s no witches in the deep, humid south!