B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 25, 2023

When, in 40 years?

I was hoping it would be a future forest and home to many animals. I guess with humans around that is unlikely.

He might have a dining room by the time its grown.

“My future dining room set….for my grand-kids. I figure another 30-40 years.”

Not if somebody beats you to it…

Plan ahead, plant a sapling with your young’uns, when you’re gone they will be pushing their kids on a swing hung from the limbs of that sapling.

Plant radiata pine…it can grow more than a meter per year.

American Woodshop, on PBS, had an episode where the host harvested an Osage Orange tree that he and his wife had planted 15 years earlier. When it came down in a windstorm, he had a portable sawmill come out and slice it up into planks, which he later made into furniture.

My tree is very smart. At its current age, it understands all branches of mathematics. But when it was just a little sapling…

It only knew twigonometry

What do you call a sapling in the military?

Infant-tree.

It’ll make a fine table with leaves.

Eat your heart out IKEA!

Be Careful: “Don’t count your furniture pieces before the tree is grown.”

It must be the extremely basic IKEA model.

Some day he’ll climb it and bring home a bag of gold stolen from the evil giant, Lizzo.

What vision!!!!!!!

Planting a flower seed or a tree means hope.

in my dining room we still have the same table my dad had when he met my mom

I was thinking Jack got gypped on the beanstalk.

I will need to win the Lotto to get a new dining room at today’s prices!

The best time the to plant an oak is twenty years ago. The second best time is now.

I appreciate planning for the long term.

It will be ready in many years, giving you time to carve out a dining area in your cave.

Oh great – the baby tree now knows it’s only growing to be brutally cut down and dismembered. Shame!

All in good time, all in good time.

What;s happened to Johnny Hart? Yesterday the wizard burning trees so as not to rake leaves and today seeing the tree as mere wood.

The TRUE beginnings of IKEA

Planning for the future. Plans may go astray but at least make the effort.

GOOD JOB!!

Goona take a crooked sawmill.

Deforested before it was forested…

Some assembly required.

Hope he leaves it alone.

That’s funny!

He’ll have plenty of wood for a nice table, with enough left over for a center…leaf.

Before the end of the Human Race designer furniture was grown. This is post human race. They are GMOs and others across the sea are so changed they are 4% deviant from human

Just add water.