Herman by Jim Unger for October 09, 2023

kill him first, and do whatever you want then

After you numb it, idiot

I want you to soak it in anti-glue formula first.

Might take a whole can of WD-40®……

I wouldn’t pull it off at all…winter is coming…

What the heck is that? A mustard plaster? Back brace? Wall paper?

Fast usually hurts less, I’m told. But this time ….

Just leave a little skin on.

Can the anesthesiologist put me under first?

That is not a mere Band-Aid. It is a full Symphony Orchestra-Aid! And he’ll soon be screaming Soprano.

Soak it in water until it comes off, in the bathtub.

At least he doesn’t have a hairy back.

“Make it bleed! MAKE IT BLEEEEEEEEED!!”

If that’s a band-aid, the scab is, well, let’s just say disgusting.

“I didn’t really want you to put it on in the first place.”

It’s going to take three people to yank that Band-Aid off.

No one asked me about fast or slow when they removed my catheter after surgery. ZING!!

At least, it’s not on his chest. If he has any hair on his back, after the bandage is removed, he won’t have. YOWCH!!

OUCH!!!

A Johnson &Johnson super aide for hairy backs….let her rip!

Its a good thing he didn’t need surgery

Wouldn’t it have been cheaper to go to a hair removal salon?

Nope! I’ll take a hot shower to soften up the adhesive first.

“Slowly. I have over three hours until my masochists anonymous meeting. They will be SO jealous when I tell them!”

Tell you what Doc, I’m gonna grab your crouch, so make it easy on yourself.

Do it. You know how I like it. That’s what I pay you for…..

YIKES! That is going to hurt, no matter how it gets pulled.

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made me think of Cheech and Chong, big, tough motorcycle rider. After ripping off bandages while the guy screams, the doctors checks the wounds and then says “ok nurse, wrap him back up”

wincing sharply Oo, ouch! If his back is hairy .. it ain’t a-gonna be for much longer.