I never did any homework. Just didn’t know there was any to do. Had one teacher call me up to recite a poem. Think I might have recited what ever I knew and that didn’t apparently include the poem in question. That teacher never bothered me again.
When I was a kid my mother always asked us when we came home if we had any homework and made us do it right away. I did have a show I watched at 4:00 every day, but at 4:30 I was on the homework until dinner time.
My boys had to do some courses via The Correspondence School – all by mail. The threat of the mail deadline, plus the positive communication from the teacher they never met, worked wonders. I never had to nag them to do the work!
BE THIS GUY 11 months ago
Why parents should constantly check to make sure the kids are doing their homework.
dadthedawg Premium Member 11 months ago
Shouldn’t take more than four or five hours…..
salakfarm Premium Member 11 months ago
He should’ve started when he had the big head.
codycab 11 months ago
Well he got himself ready to ACTUALLY do his homework. That’s progress.
jagedlo 11 months ago
The look on Mom’s face in that final panel!
californiamonty 11 months ago
Mom might wish to consider sitting down with Calving when he’s supposed to be doing his homework.
old_geek 11 months ago
Starting is half the job…
snsurone76 11 months ago
Calvin could make an audio tape. That should be done fairly quickly.
einarbt 11 months ago
I never did any homework. Just didn’t know there was any to do. Had one teacher call me up to recite a poem. Think I might have recited what ever I knew and that didn’t apparently include the poem in question. That teacher never bothered me again.
Liam G.P 11 months ago
This is why you have to be financially, emotionally, mentally, and physically ready if you want to have a child.
Macushlalondra 11 months ago
When I was a kid my mother always asked us when we came home if we had any homework and made us do it right away. I did have a show I watched at 4:00 every day, but at 4:30 I was on the homework until dinner time.
BigDaveGlass 11 months ago
Like the meteor landing. Now the fallout…….
Troglodyte 11 months ago
It’s just a minor technical detail, Mom… :D
[Traveler] Premium Member 11 months ago
All he lacks is finishing up
SquidGamerGal 11 months ago
And why weren’t you writing? Oh, wait… Was it because you’ve wasted the entire week making another one of your imaginary get-out-of-school gizmos?!
sandpiper 11 months ago
Writing? Simple. It’ll just take a minute . . . or two
Hydrohead 11 months ago
This is just bad parenting.
rshive 11 months ago
It’s probably good that Calvin isn’t planning any research or anything.
mindjob 11 months ago
He’s got the paper, so that’s a start
g04922 11 months ago
This is where Calvin is hoping Mom will say… “Come on… let me help you.” LOL…
Roblox [PREMIUM MEMBER] 11 months ago
i wish Bill watterson had made more
KEA 11 months ago
Been there (where Mom’s standing) heard that
cracker65 11 months ago
Take another nerve pill.
Count Olaf Premium Member 11 months ago
Or playing sick and writing it when he’s home tomorrow.
hoffquotes2 11 months ago
Let him finish, he’s the one that will be complaining when you get him up for school
drds2 11 months ago
My boys had to do some courses via The Correspondence School – all by mail. The threat of the mail deadline, plus the positive communication from the teacher they never met, worked wonders. I never had to nag them to do the work!
1JennyJenkins 11 months ago
Grade One “paper”: three sentences—introduction, research, conclusion— at the most, and a large picture that takes up half a regular page. There done!
In Calvin’s case: picture takes up three quarters of a page. Three one word sentences with a lot of exclamations at the end. There done.
Drowssap 11 months ago
*Calvin. no g
Bilan 11 months ago
Wasn’t the paper practically writing itself?
chinook12345 11 months ago
calvin is a lazy good for nothing jerk! i hate this strip and if you like it you are a probably a lazy good for nothing too!
Sherlock5 11 months ago
As poor as Calvin’s study habits are, I expect Hobbes will move on to the next grade before Calvin.
Izzy Moreno 11 months ago
Time for bed, yes. That’s what she said.
Silence Dogood Premium Member 11 months ago
Nah, don’t sweat the small stuff…
John Jorgensen 11 months ago
“I just have to write it” makes a lot of sense based on Calvin’s prewriting process.
Saurischia 11 months ago
How old is Calvin? I assume pretty young if he is playing with a stuffed animal. Are papers required in kindergarten or grade school these days?